] W Ketchup is made in America, from ingredients
] grown in the USA.
]
] The leading competitor not only has 57 varieties, but has
] 57 foreign factories as well. W Ketchup comes in one
] flavor: American.

I think I'm going to hurl.

All Ketchup is not created equal

Proof again that our media isn't quite up to the task of informing and deseminating *information*.

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] Who can forget the iconic image of Lynndie England, the
] ugly she-man, grinning and pointing at an Iraqi
] prisoner-of-war's cock?
]
] The image has shocked, sickened and outraged people. But
] more importantly, it has captured the imagination of
] young men and women all around the world who don't give
] much of a shit about anything. The result is a new craze
] called "doing a Lynndie". If you aren't "doing a Lynndie"
] now, you soon will be.

Do the Lynndie

"and you know how it is at the ranch..."

Da RNC Yo!

] Sexual frustration has driven a mild-mannered chimpanzee
] to take up smoking and spitting, according to China's
] Xinhua news agency.

as opposed to peeling beer bottle lables...

Frustrated chimp takes up smoking

] Indian Larry, a master motorcycle mechanic and stunt man,
] passed away this morning following an accident while
] performing Saturday at the Liquid Steel Classic and
] Custom Bike Series show at Cabarrus Arena and Events
] Center in Concord. He was best known for his appearances
] on Discovery Channel's "Great Biker Build-Off" show.

RIP one of the last great motorcycle legends.

'Indian Larry' dies after stunt in Cabarrus

] The star is like our sun and just 50 light-years away. A
] light-year is the distance light travels in a year, about
] 6 trillion miles (10 trillion kilometers). Most of the
] known extrasolar planets are hundreds or thousands of
] light-years distant.
]
] The star, mu Arae, is visible under dark skies from the
] Southern Hemisphere. It harbors two other planets. One is
] Jupiter-sized and takes 650 days to make its annual trip
] around the star. The other planet, whose existence was
] confirmed with the help of the new observations, is
] farther out.
]
] The three-planet setup, with one being rocky, is unique.
]
] "It's much closer to our solar system than anything we've
] found so far," said Alan Boss, a planet-formation
] theorist at the Carnegie Institution in Washington.

Space is cool.

Earth-like planet discovered 50 light-years away

] The singles below are real people with real issues

I believe I have dated most of these specimens over my lifetime. I even married one of them.

Brutally Honest Personals

Kimbo Slice is the guy in the white shorts. He is an underground boxer, that will fight anyone, anytime, anyplace, for between $5,000 and $10,000. Backed by a Miami porn site mogul, he has these fights for a living until he goes pro. Which he is looking to do, in UFC or something. So, if you wanna throw down with Kimbo then you'd better hurry up. Otherwise you'll have to assault him or go pro to get a piece.

It has been argued that he was on PCP, or a short acting anabolic agent popular with Mike Tyson, that stimulates extreme aggression. But the guy went to prison for 10 years, and was probably raped before he got that big, so I think he just has an enormous amount of aggression and experience in fighting.

You decide. For me: Kimbo is my hero either way. He is way tough.

kimboslice@hotmail.com if you want to throw down.

Meet Kimbo Slice. Do not anger Kimbo. Kimbo is teh tough.

] Four members of a family have been arrested and charged
] with murder for allegedly killing and eating a relative
] during a wedding reception -- and serving his flesh to
] unwitting party guests, police have said.

wow!

Police: Wedding guests eat victim