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I used to use Emacs, right up until I realised it was evil. Like you, I used to enjoy the wealth of powerful features Emacs gave me. But it was all too easy. That's what Emacs does: it lulls you into a false sense of security. Don't be fooled!
You see, Emacs is not content, as other text editors are, to merely edit text. Instead, it seeks TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION and is actively pursuing a ruthless plan of indoctrination for its own evil ends.

It's so true!!! Use vi and save yourself!

Emacs seeks total World Domination

Anal sex. You're aroused now, aren't you? Just saying those words has grabbed you by the ass. After all, everyone knows that buggery is the hottest, perviest, literally dirtiest thing two people can do in bed. It's just so... sodomitical. C'mon, baby, let's do it the way they don't do it on the Discovery Channel!

Uhhhhhhh.....?!

Doin the Butt

I am a straight 21-year-old female and have been with my boyfriend on and off for two years. He is the sweetest boy in the world and I love him with all my heart. The problem is this: After we have sex he pretends to fall asleep and then fingerfucks himself in the ass. I have confronted him about this and he denies it, saying that I am crazy. I am completely traumatized by this entire situation. I have no one else to turn to. Is my boyfriend gay? Should I just ignore this habit of his and focus on all of his other wonderful qualities? I greatly respect your opinion, and I'm afraid I don't know what to do.

Someone needs help...of what sort I'm not sure

BUTTING IN

# When you see programmers writing software, what does it look like they're really doing? Are the results of their work immediately apparent, as with carpenters, painters, and plumbers? Or do you get the impression they're just pressing buttons randomly because they hope a piece of cheese will appear in the wall dispenser the way it always used to back in the good old days?

It just doesn't exist!!!

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"You aren't my father!" bellowed the hairy bisexual budgie as the muff-diving judge devoured her bovine eyes and hammered his prosthetic manhood into her palpitating furburger

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No, I was not going to work. I was an artist, a lover, a lover of women, of the oppressed and downtrodden, a warrior really. I should have been somewhere leading an armed revolution in the name of love and no, I was not going to work. Willa didn't work. I mean, she did, but it's a stretch to call it work. She bartended at a dyke bar a few nights a week, drank free beer, and bummed all her cigarettes.... All week she was free, writing angsty brilliant poems, drawing comic books, painting gigantic painful pictures, you know, living. I wanted to live.

Valencia

The Dictionary Server Protocol (DICT) is a TCP transaction based
query/response protocol that allows a client to access dictionary
definitions from a set of natural language dictionary databases.
RFC 2229 describes the DICT client/server protocol.
dict(1) is a client which can access DICT servers from the
command line.

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The DICT Protocol

This free-wheeling, fast-paced drug odyssey -- the speed-addled San Francisco doppelganger of Irvine Welsh's Trainspotting -- features a butch female bike messenger named Jim, an all-girl punk band and the never-ending search for the rush that makes it all worthwhile. Jim's hardcore speed habit means she's headed nowhere fast; when forced to choose between drugs and the girl she loves, disaster and a cross-country road trip follow.

Godspeed!

dopewars is a free Unix/Win32 rewrite of a game originally based on "Drug Wars" by John E. Dell. The idea of dopewars is to deal in drugs on the streets of New York, amassing a huge fortune and paying off the loan shark, while avoiding the ever-annoying police.

(Still a "Classic" game)

Make a fortune dealing drugs on the streets of New York...