I used to use Emacs, right up until I realised it was evil. Like you, I used to enjoy the wealth of powerful features Emacs gave me. But it was all too easy. That's what Emacs does: it lulls you into a false sense of security. Don't be fooled!
You see, Emacs is not content, as other text editors are, to merely edit text. Instead, it seeks TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION and is actively pursuing a ruthless plan of indoctrination for its own evil ends.

It's so true!!! Use vi and save yourself!

Emacs seeks total World Domination