Snow White: Chlamydia is a lot like swallowing a poisoned apple transformed through magic by a witch. Except, instead of a poisoned apple, it’s more like bacteria living on dirty dwarf cock.
Cinderella: The Chlamydia bacteria can grow in the throat, vagina, penis, or absolutely anywhere on that whore “Sleeps-Around Beauty.” Oh, I’m sorry. I mean, Aurora.
Pocahontas: Chlamydia is the only thing I still have from John Smith.
How Do You Get It?
Snow White: I’m not a scientist so I can only guess, but I think the smart money is on doing the rusty trombone with Happy.
Jasmine: Chlamydia was invented by Jews.
Ariel: I got it playing a game I like to call “Finding Nemo.”
I wonder how many other things in life go better with a BAC of .129 and .139. I guess It is time to get out the party breath-a-lizer and do some experiments.
A hands-on look at Microsoft’s new Surface computing platform
Topic: Technology
2:14 pm EDT, Oct 1, 2007
I learned a few new things about the Surface computer.
It utilizes Microsoft's XNA Development framework. Which is an extension of the .NET framework to allow easy development of Xbox and Windows games. I've used XNA to make a clone of Oasis and I can personally vouch that is makes developing cool graphics very easy.
Furries vs Klingons bowling tournament this Sat in Atlanta
Topic: Recreation
10:39 am EDT, Sep 26, 2007
This Saturday, Atlanta's Midtown Bowl will see the second annual Klingons vs Furries bowling tournament, in a mighty subcultural clash. It's like Quadrophenia with furrs and trekkers instead of mods and rockers.
RE: MIT student arrested for entering Boston airport with art project
Topic: Miscellaneous
3:15 pm EDT, Sep 21, 2007
Decius wrote:
She's extremely lucky she followed the instructions or deadly force would have been used," Pare told The Associated Press. "And she's lucky to be in a cell as opposed to the morgue."
The quote above is a Massachusetts State Police Officer publicly threatening to murder an MIT student who accidentally showed up at the airport wearing an electronic art project. She has, yet again, been charged with carrying out a hoax. Remember kids, anytime a Massachusetts police officer is confused, its your fault for confusing them, and not theirs for being fucking stupid and paranoid, and you are likely to go to prison or worse if it happens.
Mint allows you to view all of your banking and credit card transactions side-by-side, making identifying all of your transactions much easier and faster than ever before.
How does this help you? We make it easy for you to track down erroneous charges or bank fees, and keep a closer eye on your money.
Mint even lets you label your transactions so you know what bills you need to split with your friends or roommates, know which ones need to be reimbursed for your company, and more.
Digg has begun its major site overhaul with the launch of new social networking features that make it possible to promote stories within a small circle of friends rather than the community at large.
Memestreams Circles...
In an effort to avoid a tyranny of the new majority, Digg’s new social features allow you to set up a group of friends and promote stories within the group, so you friends will see what’s important to you, even if it never makes the front page of Digg.
Using photos of oft-snapped subjects (like Notre Dame) scraped from around the Web, Photosynth creates breathtaking multidimensional spaces with zoom and navigation features that outstrip all expectation. Its architect, Blaise Aguera y Arcas, shows it off in this standing-ovation demo. Curious about that speck in corner? Dive into a freefall and watch as the speck becomes a gargoyle. With an unpleasant grimace. And an ant-sized chip in its lower left molar. "Perhaps the most amazing demo I've seen this year," wrote Ethan Zuckerman, after TED2007. Indeed, Photosynth might utterly transform the way we manipulate and experience digital images.
SeaDragon and Photosynth are amazing pieces of software. Blaise envisions that all the related images on the internet can be linked together based on the semantic information contained in the individual images. Imagine what that could do for local navigation.
I want the high res image zoom technology on my cell phone and I want the related images environment to be my next option of online street view maps.
Leck mich im Arsch - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Topic: Arts
11:26 am EDT, Sep 12, 2007
Leck mich im Arsch (English: Lick My Ass) is a canon in B-flat major composed by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, K. 231 (K382c), with lyrics in German. It was one of a set of at least six canons probably written in Vienna in 1782. Sung by six voices as a three-part round, it is thought to be a party piece for his friends.
The song's title and lyrics are a reference to anal-oral contact, and may be more idiomatically translated as "kiss my ass" or "get stuffed". They have been used as evidence to support the contention that Mozart had Tourette syndrome.
