] Be Her Rebound
]
] Enjoy no-strings-attached sex

Bag your friends ex a howto ala Maxim

:: MAXIM ONLINE :: Be Her Rebound

HAHAHA is all I have to say

This is funny....

Watch Smurfette dance

] In Iowa, a man is facing charges –-
] after his ten-year-old daughter brought a rock of crack
] cocaine to school.
]
] Police were called in after the girl showed a plastic bag
] containing the crack to the school's principal.
]
] They say the girl told them she brought the rock from
] home, and that it belonged to her dad.

WPVI.com: Girl Brings Crack for Show-and-Tell

i am so there!

The State of the Union Drinking Game 2003

] Following in the tradition of previous Blizzard expansion
] sets, Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne provides gamers with
] a vast new chapter in the epic Warcraft saga. In the
] single-player campaign, players revisit the war-torn world
] of Azeroth. Several months have passed since Archimonde
] and the Burning Legion were defeated at the battle of Mount
] Hyjal, yet a new threat has arisen throughout the land.

] Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne is currently slated for
] worldwide release in the summer of 2003, and is expected
] to retail for approximately $35.00. The game is expected
] to receive a Teen Rating from the ESRB.

Warcraft III: Frozen Throne

"BESANCON, France (Reuters) - A man who erased his drink-driving record from a police computer and replaced it with a winking "smiley face" graphic ended up with a suspended licence and a fine when police failed to see the funny side."

Personally, I think it's pretty funny.

Police not amused at drunk driver's smiley

A sound like trumpeting elephants is the best way to keep the dreaded Asian carp out of Lake Michigan, a British expert said Wednesday.

"It's similar to putting your hand in hot water and pulling it out," he said. "It causes them to turn tail and go in the opposite direction."

Sound at 160 to 170 decibels, about the same level that irritates humans, will repel the invasive fish but is only one-tenth of the level that would stun them. A Saturn rocket generates 150 decibels; rifle fire, 130 decibels. The barrier will generate a pulsing rather than steady sound.

"We had to answer the question of what's unpleasant to a fish," Nedwell said. "It sounds rather like an elephant trumpeting, or maybe a mad bagpiper."

Noisy 'fence' to protect lake from invasive fish

Scientists from the U.S. Geological Survey (USGS) and the Center for Earthquake Research and Information at the University of Memphis have updated their expectations for earthquakes in the New Madrid Seismic Zone.

The new forecasts estimate a 7 to 10 percent chance, in the next 50 years, of a repeat of a major earthquake like those that occurred in 1811-1812, which likely had magnitudes of between 7.5 and 8.0.

There is a 25 to 40 percent chance, in a 50-year time span, of a magnitude 6.0 or greater earthquake.

USGS News Release - Scientists Update New Madrid Earthquake Forecasts

the Back-UPS CS 350 and the Back-UPS CS 500, in both 120-volt and 230-volt models

Only units with serial numbers having the first six characters in the following ranges are affected:

* AB0048 through AB0251
* BB0104 through BB0251
* JB0125 through JB0251

Any units with an "R" at the end of the serial number are not part of the recall.

APC - Safety Recall: Back-UPS CS models in both 120-volt and 230-volt units.

] Brilliantly, seditiously remixed State of the Union
] address video.

This is really well done...

Deconstructing Bush...