] Agents Raid Education Networks Of America
]
] There's been another dramatic development in the investigation
] of alleged insider contracts handed out by the Sundquist
] administration

NewsChannel 5.com News

] THE COOLEST TOYS EVER
]
] If there's one thing that kids have in common, it's a
] love of toys. Whether your parents got you ever latest
] new flashy thing, or you just found an armless GI JOE to
] pass the time with, toys have played an important role in
] all of our lives. Here's a loving look at the coolest
] toys of all time, resulting from an intensive 8 year
] multi-million dollar study performed by our website.

retroCRUSH: The barely legal pleasure palace

] Why The Vacuum Tube?
]
] Before we go further, someone undoubtedly will ask,
] “Why the vacuum tube?” A quick answer would be: “The
] tube looks cool!” But the real answer does not stop
] here; there are more legends about the tube that wait
] to be unveiled.

well computers just took a step backwards, thank you Aopen. The latest line of motherboards use vacuum tubes again.

TubeSound Technology

] Three primitive humans who scrambled down a volcano's
] slopes more than 325,000 years ago left their footprints
] fossilised in volcanic ash. If the ages of the trails are
] confirmed, they could be the earliest known footprints of
] our Homo ancestors

New Scientist

] Orbiting very close to a Sun-like star, a huge, searing
] hot planet has been discovered to be rapidly losing mass.
] It might eventually be stripped entirely of its gas
] envelope, leaving behind a liquid core of lava.

Incredible Shrinking Planet May Become Liquid Lava World

] Paradox So, guys, I have some news.
]
] Paradox I know I usually don't talk much about stuff
] unless it's solid, but this is interesting, and I think
] you should know.
]
] Paradox I just got an E-mail about an interesting
] proposition.
]
] * volsung_ perks up.
]
] Paradox Apparently, there are lesbians that want my
] 'hard cock.'
]
] * volsung_ flips Paradox the bird.
]
] volsung_ :)
]
] Paradox They want it 'now,' apparently, so the
] timetable is somewhat limited.
]
] volsung_ Are you going to just take their offer as
] presented, or is there an opportunity for negotiation?
]
] Paradox I'm not sure.
]
] volsung_ I'm sure your hard cock is in great demand.
] An exclusive deal might not be in your best interest.
]
] Paradox Last time I got an offer like this, there were
] some catches.

Just couldn't resist

Top 50-100 IRC quotes

] Apache Server Status for www.nbc.com
] Server Version: Apache/1.3.27 (Unix)
] Server Built: Feb 3 2003 13:53:06
] Current Time: Friday, 14-Mar-2003 17:33:41 PST
] Restart Time: Friday, 14-Mar-2003 00:00:04 PST
] Parent Server Generation: 6
] Server uptime: 17 hours 33 minutes 37 seconds
] Total accesses: 12672600 - Total Traffic: 40.5 GB
] CPU Usage: u1474.56 s373.32 cu15.51 cs6.74 - 2.96% CPU
] load
] 200 requests/sec - 0.7 MB/second - 3434 B/request
] 497 requests currently being processed, 967 idle servers

Admins take note.. Leaving your server-status open is lame. Leaving your server-status open when you have extended status on, is really lame. Want to see who is browsing www.nbc.com? No problem! Just a little information leakage..

I hit reload a bunch of times watching for the Restart Time and PSG to change, as that would indicate a different server in a SLB rotation. I only saw two machines. I also noticed that the Server Build time changed, which indicates that they do not compile their binaries on a seperate machine and use some package management scheme to manage the software on the boxes. Sloppy.. Sort of like leaving your server-status open for the world to see.

As a side note, you can go to Google and search for "Apache Server Status for" and find many of these.. Although at this one, you will actually see some serious traffic taking place.

Wonder how long before this gets closed..

Apache Status - www.nbc.com

] The apple juice was bitter. Foamy. Blue and white specks
] floated in it.
]
] So Beate Turner of Oakland County took the juice from her
] toddler, poured it into another container and carried it
] off the jet after Northwest Flight 47 landed at Detroit
] Metro Airport.
]
] That act resulted in criminal charges Thursday, with a
] former Northwest flight attendant accused of spiking a
] 19-month-old girl's juice to stop her crying during a
] flight.

Attendant is charged with drugging tot

Just when I think that they've thought of it all on Ebay, here comes yet another strange auction. The instant girlfriend kit!

HAHAHAHA

eBay item 2916669204 (Ends Mar-16-03 17:33:47 PST ) - Instant Girlfriend Kit!

Unless you work in a sex toy shop, this is not safe for work.

it's good for a few minutes of amusement

ADULT PAPER DOLLS - Javascript - Not work safe