Check out this Homestar runner game! Very Atari'ish.

TROGDOR!!!

] To the person (or persons) who finds it funny to
] repeatedly position my star wars figurines in
] inappropriate positions, please stop.

Star Wars figurines

Fake Google Iraq^2 web hack.

Google Bomb

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CUYAHOGA FALLS -- A member of Ohio's 5694th National Guard Unit in Mansfield legally changed his name to a Transformers toy.

Optimus Prime is heading out to the Middle East with his guard unit on Wednesday to provide fire protection for airfields under combat.

"On Sunday, we were awarded as the best firefighting unit in the Army National Guard in the entire country," said Prime. "That was a big moment for us."

Prime took his name from the leader of the Autobots Transformers, which were popular toys and a children's cartoon in the 1980s.

He legally changed his name on his 30th birthday and now it's on everything from his driver's licence, to his military ID, to his uniform.

National Guardsman changes his name to a 'Optimus Prime'

] The wireless e-mail, among the 1 billion sent each day on
] the continent, can freeze or completely disable two cell
] phones made by German handset maker Siemens, spokesman
] Jacob Rice said here on Tuesday.
]
] The e-mails contain a single word, taken from the phone's
] language menu, surrounded by quote marks and preceded by
] an asterisk, such as "*English" or "*Deutsch", Siemens
] said.

Killer stalks cell phones in Europe

] The number for a phone sex operation was mistakenly
] listed as a BellSouth customer service line in most of
] the 50 million residential phone books the company sent
] out in the past year.

Fark's quote:
"BellSouth now offers phone sex. Usually it's BellSouth screwing you and not the other way around"

AP Wire | 03/18/2003 | Phone sex number mistakenly listed as BellSouth service line

] March 18 — Auction sites are flooded with
] sales of so-called “Universal digital Cable TV
] descramblers.” For a small price, buyers are
] told, they can see all the pay-per-view sports
] and movies they want. Free boxing, free Playboy,
] all for $10. Needless to say, there’s a very big
] catch.

I just saw these the other day on eBay I knew that it couldn't be that easy.

Would-be cable pirates conned

] Today there was another rubber band shooting occurrence.
] I want to remind you all that this is not acceptable
] behavior at work.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Some companies have no sense of humor.

] This is just too much! Black police officers plead they
] can't swim because they came over on slave ships. Nor,
] do they want to learn. The article is by David Ovalle,
] writing in the Miami Herald.

thanks for the link sdodson

Miami Black Police Officers Can't Learn to Swim' by the ChronWatch Founder, Jim Sparkman

] School Internet service to continue next week, no cutoff
] date set
]
] March 14, 2003
]
] NASHVILLE, Tenn.- The company that provides Internet
] access to Tennessee's public schools will continue the
] service through next week despite a financial crisis, the
] state Education Department said Friday.
]
] There has been no cutoff date set for services provided
] by Education Networks of America, department spokeswoman
] Carrington Fox said.

Just a little more info on the link I posted previously.

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