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] Tom, the evil CEO of Industrial Memetics, turned
] another year older today...and another year wiser.
] Yay for Tom!!!:)

I command the Nashville crew to ensure Tom is kept very drunk and happy tonight.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So there's this 14 year old, "The Boss", and all he wanted to to do was figure out "how he could make money, fast." The plan? "The Boss envisioned making as much as $100,000 by assigning various 'jobs' to his friends, then taking a 25 percent cut for himself. The Boss, according to one of the lists he compiled, envisioned his "family" making money in prostitution, weapons sales, money laundering, recruiting hit men - even candy sales." Well, atleast they new their market with the candy sales. So the story gets better. Another student "arrested on the misdemeanor charge was nicknamed 'The Hacker' because he was supposed to alter grades in the school's computer system." Now, I won't ruin the plot or climax for you but I'm thinking this should be a TV show or movie called Youngfellows.

Middle-school 'mafia boss' arrested on felony charges

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] Some of the Iraqis he interviewed on camera "told me they
] would commit suicide if American bombing didn't start.
] They were willing to see their homes demolished to gain
] their freedom from Saddam's bloody tyranny. They
] convinced me that Saddam was a monster the likes of which
] the world had not seen since Stalin and Hitler. He and
] his sons are sick sadists. Their tales of slow torture
] and killing made me ill, such as people put in a huge
] shredder for plastic products, feet first so they could
] hear their screams as bodies got chewed up from foot to
] head."

Anti-War human sheilds change their minds about the war upon meeting Iraqis

] A man who ended his marriage will become his ex-wife's
] stepfather when he marries her mother.
]
] George Greenhowe, 22, will marry Pat Smith, 44, in
] Arbroath, and his ex-wife Allison has agreed to act as
] bridesmaid.

Just an update from the twisted family department.

Backpage Article Display: Mom took my husband

] ACCORDING to many otherwise rational people, the moon
] landings were faked. They point to signs of a flag
] fluttering in the wind in one of the photographs. It has
] even been suggested that the space shuttle Columbia was
] deliberately destroyed to prevent the launch of a probe
] that would prove that people never landed there.

A possible explanation for conspiracy theories

] CNN Ordered Out of Baghdad - Accused of being propaganda machine.

Yahoo! News - CNN Ordered Out of Baghdad

Don Gorske is already in the Guinness Book of World Records for eating Big Macs ? but it's not about the fame anymore.

Gorske, who downed his 19,000th Big Mac Tuesday, said he wouldn't know what else to eat if it weren't for Big Macs.

"I'd be clueless," he said, adding that he ate a piece of pizza recently, but it "just wasn't the same."

"It wasn't my first choice," he said.

Gorske, 49, of Fond du Lac, eats two Big Macs per day and drinks little else beside Coke. He also keeps track of everything he eats in a notebook.

Wis. Man Eats His 19,000th Big Mac

] THE PRESIDENT: My fellow cowboys: WHO, WHO, WHO LET THE
] DOGS OF WAR OUT?! BOO-YA! RAQ AND ROLL!

Complete Text of President Bush's Orgasmic Rebel Yell Heralding the Launch of Operation Godless Iraqazoid Smackdown - WHITEHOUSE.ORG