] A drunken Croat flasher got more excitement than he
] bargained for when he pushed his penis through a woman's
] fence and her dog bit it, local newspapers said on
] Friday.

] The 36-year-old was taken to hospital with light
] injuries but later sent home. He will be charged
] with "insulting the moral feelings of citizens" and
] "violation of public order."

Oh gees. Couldn't they come up with a better charge than that?

Dog Gives Flasher His Come-Uppance

MIAMI (AP) - Cuban migrants fashioned a boat out of a 1951 Chevy pickup truck and "drove" it to within 40 miles of the United States before they were spotted, taken off and returned to the island, the U.S. Coast Guard said Wednesday.

heh, the coast guard sunk that sucker too! said it was unsafe and had to be destroyed. BOOM!

Cubans found at sea on pickup truck

] ATHF is an animated television masterpiece that
] captures the day to day lives of three fast food
] (literally...) detectives and follows them through
] their misadventures as they try and solve the
] hilarious mysteries presented to them in Southern
] New Jersey.

Personally I don't find this show all that funny, but it has it's moments. For a truely funny show watch Sealab 2021 that usually airs right after ATHF.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Thanks to everyone who has contributed to it, this is the largest resource of foreign languages swear words and phrases and their English translations ever compiled. Here, you will learn how to insult, swear, cuss and curse in 108 languages.

SWEARSAURUS ::: How to swear in 108 languages!

] In a 2001 survey of 1,000 drivers for Exxon, more than
] 70% of drivers say they eat while driving, up from 58% in
] 1995. Some 83% say they drink coffee, juice, or soda
] while driving and a few even say they'd love a microwave
] in their car.

Wow, a microwave in the car. I would like one of those but that would make a definite mess. Oh well, maybe one day after I hit the lottery and Jeeves is driving me around.

MSN Money - 10 most dangerous foods to eat on the road

Hijexx wrote:
] MONTREAL — Metallica are taking legal action against
] independant Canadian rock band Unfaith over what they feel is
] unsanctioned usage of two chords the band has been using since
] 1982 : E and F.
]
] "People are going to get on our case again for this, but try
] to see it from our point of view just once," stated
] Metallica's Lars Ulrich. "We're not saying we own those two
] chords, individually - that would be ridiculous. We're just
] saying that in that specific order, people have grown to
] associate E, F with our music."

Oh my fucking GOD! What a bunch of sell-out losers. 2 chords plagurism does not make.

And who did YOU rip that progression off from Lars, huh?

LB

RE: Metallica Sue Canadian Band over E, F Chords

] George Evanthes has never been hunting. "Originally I'm
] from New York. What am I going to hunt? Squirrels?
] Someone's cats. Someone's dogs? I don't think so," said
] Evanthes. Now that he's living in Las Vegas , he's
] finally getting his chance to put on his camouflage, grab
] a rifle and pull the trigger, but what's in his scope may
] surprise you. He's not hunting ducks or even deer. He's
] hunting woman. Naked women.

Sounds like fun

Bizarre Game Targets Women: Hunting for Bambi: Parts 1 & 2

] Experts with the National Weather Service say these
] photos are rare. They say it was a small explosion
] created by a lightning bolt.

WOAI: SAN ANTONIO//NEWS | Ring in the Sky: What Was That?

] Find out what is playing on XM Satellite Radio right now!
] This list is updated every 1 minute.

I have told many people now that I bought an XM radio and had it installed in my truck. I have been very pleased with the service thus far. So if you are considering getting one try this site and see if you like the content first.

XMFan.com :: Live XM Channel Guide

cyantist wrote:
] ] Homeland Security Chokers made of Plexiglas and Sterling
] ] Silver - Now, you can finally express your own Personal
] ] Level of Security...
]
] Buy it now!!!

Only $250.00??? What a bargian!

LB

RE: Amazon.com -zShops: Homeland Security Choker Set (For US Customers)