] Somewhere in the control room of my mind a fat little
] dwarf in a security outfit was paging through a Penthouse
] while smoking a cigar with his feet up on the table,
] watching the security monitors of my brain with his
] peripheral vision. Suddenly he saw the LARGE SILENT
] SINSITER MENACING FLOATING PRESENCE coming at me, and he
] pulled every panic switch and hit every alarm that my
] body has.

The Horror of Blimps

Darwin wrote:
] 'nuff said

damn. she wanted to embalm it!

RE: Man Cuts Off Penis, Tosses It to His Wife

] A frightening scene occurred Thursday afternoon at an
] Inglewood grocery store. Shoppers called police after
] witnessing a bizarre incident on the parking lot.
]
] "I was pulling up to go to the store, [when] this
] gray car pulled up, trunk popped up, guy jumped out with
] handcuffs on. A boy and girl chased him around, threw him
] back in the car, then took off down Gallatin Road,"
] said Tim Wright, eyewitness.
]
] Tim Wright was not the only one who saw it -- others
] told officers the same story. Police are asking others
] who may have information to come forward.

Shoppers witness strange incident

] A Pennsylvania woman is facing criminal charges for
] allegedly waving a sex toy at her nieces and nephew and
] striking one of the children on the head with the object.
] According to the below criminal complaint filed against
] Linda Schultz, the 36-year-old also threw the object at a
] 15-year-old niece and told the girl, "Have fun with it."

Okay, so my sense of humor is twisted.

The Smoking Gun: Archive

] The Fish is BACK!, We've found a shipper who will handle
] it now! ... Maybe they cheated on you...maybe they ran
] over your cat... maybe they were just born that way! When
] "Thank You" cards won't do the trick, we've got you
] covered. Don't just say it, say it like you mean it, with
] one of the disgusting products from senddeadfish.com.
] We will wrap and ship a smelly rotting fish, wilting
] flowers or a rank bag of crap straight to your
] "intended's" door step. Add a comment card that says it
] all and leave them speechless!

hehehehehehehehehehehe

Welcome To Send Dead Fish

What happens when you play Counterstrike too much? You end up with a potty mouth. And some enemies:
So, the story goes that co-worker A got sick of co-worker B's constant profanity whilst playing Counter Strike. Co-worker A then hid a microphone next to co-worker B's desk, and captured this stream of rantings. Then, as co-worker A was a member of an electronic music-making concern, he endeavored to edit it all together. The end result was this: The Terrible Mr. G.

The Terrible Mr. G

] Benjamin Curtis, better known as "Steven," the Dell
] Computer pitchman, was arrested Sunday night for
] marijuana possession, a misdemeanor, according to New
] York City police.

HAHAHAHA

Dell Dude Busted for Pot

] hehehehe

I just about fell out of my chair.

RE: pilots_01

] -- After all these years, who do you still enjoy
] simulating sex on?
] KEVIN I make love with, not on. I would say Dave,
] just because we know each other so well. Hopefully,
] he said me.
] DAVE I can't remember a single scene where I ever
] had to hump or be humped.... My wife. I prefer faking
] sex with her.
] MARK Dave's a little dry. If you hump him, he'll just
] sort of freeze like a deer. But everyone else will
] give it back to you.
] SCOTT Oh, Bruce. Well, actually it's Kevin. Bruce is
] the best one to have actual sex with. Kevin's the
] best to have virtual sex with.

Just a quick interview with the guys about their current and upcoming projects. IMO they are still funny.

Entertainment Weekly's EW.com | Interview: The Kids in the Hall answer some silly questions

Children's Books That Will Never Be Published:

"You Are Different and That's Bad"
"Dad's New Wife Timothy"
"Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games"
"Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household Pets"
"The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad"
"Babar Meets the Taxidermist"
"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
"Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse"
"The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"
"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"
"How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School"
"You Were an Accident"
"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
"Some Kittens Can Fly!"
"Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of
North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
"All Dogs Go to Hell"
"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
"Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Become Friends"
"Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear"
"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
"Bi-Curious George"

We all need a bit of humor in our lives