] Sharman Networks, the company behind the Kazaa
] file-sharing software, filed a federal lawsuit on Monday
] accusing the entertainment companies of using
] unauthorized versions of its software in their efforts to
] snoop out users.

Kazaa sues record labels for copyright infringement. No, thats not a typo.

Well.... this is just weird. Check it out.

Animation Express: Deadrat Episode 2: The Silence of the Strings

] Now I'm sure you're asking yourself, "how bad could it
] be?" Okay, let me tell you. It all started innocently
] enough, I sat down on a cold ring of porceline, picked up
] a mag, and got to work. What followed will haunt me every
] time I enter the facilities

WARNING: This is absolutely disgusting and at the same time so funny I just couldn't stop laughing. I will say this is very foul so check with caution.

That was one nasty dump you gave me, Mr Waffle House cook

] SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery
] bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll and uncovered a giant
] green WILLY.
]
] Curious Leah noticed a lump after winning the monster,
] catchphrase

yes it has a picture too.

The Sun Newspaper Online - UK's biggest selling newspaper

] First Computer
]
] The abacus is invented in ancient Babylon, becoming the
] first primitive computing device. Eventually, people grow
] tired of sliding a bunch of stupid beads back and forth
] on a stick and resume beating each other senseless with
] sharp rocks and laughing at flatulent animals.

Right about 1990 this just turns absolutely hysterical. Invention of the cam whores.

TechTV | 'Unscrewed' Unofficial History of the Internet

] One of the greatest fears computer owners face is the
] risk of someone breaking into their home and stealing
] their investment. The effects of data loss, alone, can be
] devastating! This page will cover a very effective method
] of protecting your personal computer.
]
] Most criminals will not steal what they are unable to
] carry. If you make your computer so heavy that it is
] extremely difficult to lift, the risk of it being stolen
] is greatly reduced! This is accomplished by following
] these simple instructions...

The solution? Fill the computer case with concrete! ;)

(Humor) An unconventional way of preventing computer theft

A coworker just passed this onto me for our next in office meeting.

How to Play: Check off each block when you hear these words during a meeting, seminar, or phone call. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout BULLSHIT!!

bullshitbingo

Elonka said:
] This would save on *soooo* much typing. :)

that is just what I need a pr0n button!

The 3l33t HaX0r Keyboard

] OK. I admit. You got me. I am a straight up criminal. I
] am a gangsta.

amusing

MarthaSings.com .................................This Site is a Parody

This is the funniest story of the day. The thief almost succeeded in a mid-air theft of 1.5 million pounds, but darn those baggae handlers.

Clumsy cargo handlers foil James-Bond-style heist