When going to pay at a store, a bank customer discovers that the name on his new debit card is wrong...

haha sucks for him --wilpig

Sky News : Sign Here Please 'Mr Dick Head'

Whew. Fair warning. This dog is UUUUUGGGG-ley.

World's Ugliset Dog Contest won

] WOMEN getting undressed, invisible trees and "rogue"
] roundabouts have all been cited as the cause of
] accidents.

] The driver who said he was impressed with the reversing
] siren - so much so that he backed into a wall while
] listening to it.

Reall short but funny all the same.

ic seftonandwestlancs - Quirky reasons given for crashes

] Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with
] the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very
] clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed
] to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't
] allowed to do. He collected those things into a
] hillarious list and posted them to the web. The site
] hadn't been updated in a couple of years and has since
] gone away; but the list is classic, so I saved it.

My Personal Favorites:

-I am not authorized to sell mineral rights.
-Not allowed to add 'In accordance with the prophesy' to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.
-Despite the confusing similarity in the names, the "Safety Dance" and the "Safety Briefing" are never to be combined.

213 things you can't do in the Army

] "This is clearly failure of intelligence," said an unnamed
] source within the administration. "We will definitely need
] to spend millions upon millions of taxpayer money to look
] into this."

:)

Superbowl Aftermath: White House Cites Failure Of Intelligence To Warn Nation Of The Existence Of Breasts

] Want to come up with your own conspiracy theory about
] Bush? Don't let Al Franken, Michael Moore, and MoveOn.org
] have all the fun! Use this handy George W. Bush
] Conspiracy Theory Generator to come up with your own
] conspiracy theory!*

Mine came out as: "George W. Bush lowered taxes so that Republicans, SUV owners, and gun owners could conquer minorities." LOL what fun

The George W. Bush Conspiracy Generator

] Last Thursday, a headline skittered across the Associated
] Press newswire, boasting to the world: "Man's apartment
] encased in aluminum foil." The dateline was Olympia,
] Washington and the story concerned a man who spent New
] Year's Eve covering his best friend's apartment entirely
] in tin foil.

http://www.meetluke.com/NxAlbumImageThumbnailView.asp?number=91

Okay if you haven't heard this story yet it is hilarious. A guy has his friend housesit and comes back to everything covered in foil. His change, books, contents of the fridge, everything covered. The only thing I can't find in any of the three links for this story is the note that his friends left for him. As the story went on the radio they left him a note on his car, also foil covered, that read "Drats foiled again".

HOW TO WRAP YOUR FRIEND'S APARTMENT IN TIN FOIL: A LOVE STORY.

] NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Did you know Gerald Ford
] used to let off loud farts and blame them on his Secret
] Service men? Or that John Quincy Adams loved swimming in
] the nude?

Funny.

NCBuy Weird News: Presidential Secrets Revealed! - 2004-01-29

Balls Deep wrote:
] Read the hate mail. This is some funny shit.

Be sure to check out the store section as well. "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three:"

--wilbur

RE: The Best Page In The Universe.

Words just can't express the love of a rabbit for a stuffed bunny.

bunnylove