] A drunken Croat flasher got more excitement than he
] bargained for when he pushed his penis through a woman's
] fence and her dog bit it, local newspapers said on
] Friday.

] The 36-year-old was taken to hospital with light
] injuries but later sent home. He will be charged
] with "insulting the moral feelings of citizens" and
] "violation of public order."

Oh gees. Couldn't they come up with a better charge than that?

Dog Gives Flasher His Come-Uppance