] First Computer ] ] The abacus is invented in ancient Babylon, becoming the ] first primitive computing device. Eventually, people grow ] tired of sliding a bunch of stupid beads back and forth ] on a stick and resume beating each other senseless with ] sharp rocks and laughing at flatulent animals. Right about 1990 this just turns absolutely hysterical. Invention of the cam whores. TechTV | 'Unscrewed' Unofficial History of the Internet |