] Paradox So, guys, I have some news.
]
] Paradox I know I usually don't talk much about stuff
] unless it's solid, but this is interesting, and I think
] you should know.
]
] Paradox I just got an E-mail about an interesting
] proposition.
]
] * volsung_ perks up.
]
] Paradox Apparently, there are lesbians that want my
] 'hard cock.'
]
] * volsung_ flips Paradox the bird.
]
] volsung_ :)
]
] Paradox They want it 'now,' apparently, so the
] timetable is somewhat limited.
]
] volsung_ Are you going to just take their offer as
] presented, or is there an opportunity for negotiation?
]
] Paradox I'm not sure.
]
] volsung_ I'm sure your hard cock is in great demand.
] An exclusive deal might not be in your best interest.
]
] Paradox Last time I got an offer like this, there were
] some catches.

Just couldn't resist

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