Bill Gates switching. :D

Im Bill Gates and I am a Switcher

Another great mac "Switch" ad. Watch the first one. its funny!

I have porn from 1970's

hahaha....All your base are switch to us (Mac theme)

All your base are switch to us

] "Hackbot is a vulnerability scanner that started as a
] joke at first, but now it has become a serious project. Hackbot
] scans over 300 CGI's, scans for banners of several services,
] does unicode checks, checks for open relays, outsmarts Cisco
] PIX MailGuard, can do ripe checkup, spamcop db checkup,
] X connect test and lots more."

Of interest...

Hackbot

] "In the first incident Sunday morning, a screener was
] discovered asleep at his post and security personnel
] checked the concourses, some with explosive-sniffing
] dogs, said Bob Blunk, Transportation Security
] Administration director for the airport.
] "There's no indication anything happened. It's just that
] somebody fell asleep," airport spokesman Bob Parker said.
]
] The screener, discovered napping at about 6 a.m.,
] apparently was asleep for eight to 30 minutes, Parker
] said. The concourses were reopened at about 8:10 a.m. "

Isn't that in the contract of Federal Workers? To get nap time.

Baggage screener asleep on the job

] "Can an outrageous $250,000 Cadillac with a V-16 engine
] make Detroit king of the road again? Bob Lutz is betting
] his reputation on it... It’s the most outrageous car to
] come out of Detroit since tail fins flew: a
] $250,000 Cadillac made entirely of aluminum, with
] a steroidal 1,000-horsepower, V-16 engine. The car’s
] driver—and driving force—is Bob Lutz"

The Fast and the Luxurious

] "According to sources familiar with the plans, Apple is
] expected to announce at the Macworld Expo in San
] Francisco Tuesday that consumers will have to pay for new
] versions of iDVD, iPhoto and iMovie, which will be sold
] together as a bundle. Previously, Apple had offered
] upgrades to its digital media, or "i" applications, for
] free.
] iMovie is used for digital movie editing, and iDVD burns
] the final product onto a DVD. iPhoto is used to organize,
] edit and print photos. The move to charge up to $50 for
] the software trio is potentially the first step in
] charging for all six "i" applications, which would
] continue to be bundled for free with new Macs, sources
] said. "

I know its not 1998, but I hate the "Bait and Switch" tactic.

Apple preparing new upgrade fees

] "Federal regulators are preparing to stop making local
] phone companies rent their networks to their main
] competitors at cheap rates, a move that could reverse the
] increasing competition for customers that had begun to
] push prices down, Monday's Wall Street Journal reported.
]
] Those familiar with the plan say FCC Chairman Michael Powell
] is acting on his long belief that real competition requires
] the regional Bells' competitors to have networks of their
] own. That is also the position held by the Bells, which
] after several mergers now consist of Verizon
] Communications Inc. (VZ), BellSouth Corp. (BLS),
] SBC Communications Inc. (SBC) and Qwest Communications
] International Inc.

blah...

FCC Change to Local-Phone Rule to Benefit Baby Bells

] ""You should know that you are victorious now, and that
] you will also be during the final confrontation, despite
] the fuss and hysteria kicked up by the enemy," he said.
] "We are in our country and the one who is in his country
] is right and its enemy is wrong. When the enemy comes as
] an aggressor, the victory will go to the people of right
] when they are inside their homeland.
] "The enemy will be defeated disgracefully," he said. "It
] has misjudged and misbehaved after abandoning any means
] of honesty on which good people meet and cooperate." "

Heed these words Mr. Bush. I am sure that keep you up at night. :D

CNN.com - Inspectors are spying, says Saddam - Jan. 6, 2003

] "Two would-be Canadian thieves learned the hard way on
] New Year's Day that knowing how to drive a car is a
] prerequisite for stealing one.
]
] Police said the two males accosted a pizza delivery man
] in northeast Edmonton, Alberta, early Wednesday and
] demanded the four pizzas he was carrying as well as cash."

hahahaha...

Inept Car Thieves Couldn't Drive