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NEXT MONTH, News Corp.’s FX cable-TV network is expected to broadcast a one-hour special called the “World Beer Games.” The program, which first broadcasts at 10:30 p.m. June 8, features teams of young men and women from around the world competing for the title of “world’s best beer nation” and a silver-plated beer-keg trophy.
Intent on attracting that hard-to-reach young male audience, the show, sponsored by Interbrew, Beer.com, and Hooters of Canada, is jam packed with lowbrow humor. During one scene, voluptuous cheerleaders — decked out in sparkling pastel short outfits — demonstrate the beer chug and, little surprise here, end up with very wet shirts. In the pint curl, which involves teams sliding three 20-ounce glasses with 16 ounces of beer down a long bar, one brunette misinterprets the rules and ends up sliding her entire body down the bar.

‘Beer Games’ a network headache

Miss Russia wins Miss Universe title!

Miss Russia, Oxana Fedorova, won the Miss Universe title at a glittering ceremony in Puerto Rico on Wednesday night, sweeping away a field of 74 other candidates with her long raven hair and elegance.

My girl wins!!!!!!!

Nothing at this year’s Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) prepared spectators for Doom III, the latest first-person perspective shooter from id Software. The jump from Quake III to Doom III is no incremental jump; it is a revolution.
The environments in Doom III appear to be a cross between Star Wars and the Industrial Revolution. This is a world filled with iron-sheet walls and industrial winches. It is a world of dark hallways, monsters that would give HR Geiger the creeps, and the kinds of bathrooms you currently find in bus stations.
At one point in the demo, the hero of the game runs into a bathroom and witnesses a huge demonic dog tearing a bite out of the corpse of a fat, bald guy. The corpse is pale and has waxy, scarred skin. But in the world of Doom III, alliances change. Within moments of entering the room, the hero is attacked by both the hound from Hell and its corpulent lunch.

There’s no ignoring Doom III

Few people know more about the desperate insanity--or inanity--of cubicle culture than Adams. As creator of the popular Dilbert comic strip, Adams has built a successful Dilbert empire--both online and off--lampooning the oddness that comes with working within a corporation's four walls.

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Does a CEO's golf game have a correlation with his company's stock price? Here are 230 chiefs, their handicaps, and recent stock-price info. Do you see any patterns? Please note that the executive handicaps were current as of March, 2000. Look for an update in 2002!

BusinessWeek Online: GolfDigest - Executive Golf Handicaps

Long distance telephone competition is heating up in the Southeast after BellSouth
made a historic move Friday. BellSouth is jumping into the long distance
business.
Friday morning, BellSouth launched long distance service in a couple Southeastern
states and the company promises it will soon follow suit in the rest of the region.

For now, customers in Georgia and Louisiana can use BellSouth to call people
across the country. Many of those customers already use the company for
their local calls, internet access and cell phone services.

BellSouth said all of the services are billed on one statement.

Many established long distance companies fought the long-distance expansion of
BellSouth. AT & T said the move would give BellSouth a monopoly.

BellSouth Jumps Into Long Distance

AUSTIN, Texas, May 23 — The state’s accounting board moved Thursday to revoke Arthur Andersen LLP’s accounting license in Texas because of its role in Enron Corp.’s collapse, the board’s executive director said.
THE TEXAS STATE BOARD of Public Accountancy also is asking for at least $1 million in fines and penalties.

Texas board moves to revoke Andersen’s accounting license - Also seeks $1 million fine

NEW YORK-It only lasted a few seconds, but on May 17 George W. Bush had a Bill Clinton moment, and it was magical. "Had I known that the enemy was going to use airplanes to kill on that fateful morning," George W. Bush reassured us, "I would have done everything in my power to protect the American people." Did he realize how much he sounded like his prevaricating predecessor? Were the subject something other than the murder of 3,000 innocent people, such desperate dissembling would be absolutely hilarious.

Moron Bush or Liar Bush-would one of you please resign?

The Solaris[tm] 9 Operating Environment redefines the operating system to a services platform with the integration of an application server and by providing the foundation for identity management. The Solaris 9 OE delivers the security, manageability and performance that enterprises need to increase service levels and decrease costs and risks. The Solaris 9 platform is the foundation for solutions based-on UltraSPARC processors, from smaller departmental servers to massive, SunPlex[tm] clusters with hundreds of CPUs. Designed for multiprocessing and 64-bit computing, Solaris software delivers a consistent computing environment that scales to handle heavy traffic, huge data sets, and compute-intensive problems.

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