] LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged
] himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen,
] police said Friday.
] The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into
] their house to investigate a noise.
] "He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a
] police spokesman said.
] The hen was slaughtered after the incident.

Um... that is whacked.

Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen