] If you gleam one thing from the hopelessly silly "The Day ] After Tomorrow," it's this: If another ice age comes, the ] poor Canadians are doomed. ] ] In one of the most dramatic scenes in the disaster film, ] a scientist draws a line through the middle of the map of ] United States and gravely informs the president that for ] everyone still north of the line "it's too late" to be ] saved. ] ] You can almost hear the collective groan from Canadian ] audiences: "What about us, ay?" during the scene. ] ] Speaking of groans, the movie's screenplay is sure to get ] a few from non-Canadian audiences as well. ] ] Where to start? 'The Day After Tomorrow' waterlogged |