Rather funny.. :)

Crash Different

One of the best ads ever made. The ad has been updated, see
if you spot the change.

20 Years of Macintosh 1984-2004

] Google Inc. hired Morgan Stanley and Goldman Sachs Group
] Inc. to arrange its initial public offering, a sale that
] may raise as much as $4 billion, a banker involved in the
] transaction said.

Better be in the tech market in general, cause this is going
to keep the rally going.

Morgan Stanley, Goldman Sachs to Manage Google IPO

] A federal judge took under consideration Thursday a
] proposal to get dozens of lawsuits moving against Enron
] Corp., former executives and various banks and brokerages
] by setting them for trial in October 2005, nearly four
] years after Enron's bankruptcy filing.

Who will care about the Enron issue in 2005 and years to follow in trial??

Judge Considers 2005 Trial Date for Enron

] In an enormous blow to the music and motion picture
] industries, a Los Angeles federal judge dismissed a
] lawsuit against file-sharing services Grokster and
] StreamCast Networks Friday, saying that they can not be
] held culpable for illegal file trading done over their
] networks.
] The ruling, made by U.S. District Court Judge Stephen
] Wilson, represents an almost complete turnaround from
] previous victories the record and motion picture
] industries have had in cases involving illegal
] peer-to-peer (P-to-P) file trading.
]
] In his opinion, Wilson ruled that the P-to-P networks
] have substantial noninfringing uses in addition to
] infringing uses that cannot be dismissed.

InfoWorld: Judge tosses case against P-to-P networks: 

] "Now they're (Microsoft) back to SMP. Get out your disco ball and
] leisure suit--Microsoft has taken you back to 1985,"
] Shimp quipped.

funny quote of the day...

Oracle On 64-Bit SQL Server: We're Not Impressed

] With the federal government leading the way, the number
] of inmates in American prisons topped 2 million for the
] first time, the Justice Department reports.

What does this say about our society??!

U.S. prisons and jails now hold record 2 million inmates

] You have seen the last of "Connie Chung Tonight."
]
] Effective immediately, CNN has canceled the prime-time
] newsmagazine that had been on the air only since last
] June. Also gone is anchor Connie Chung -- the broadcast
] network news star CNN had wooed to become its crown jewel
] in a new star-strewn prime-time lineup.

w00w00... no more Connie Chung!

CNN Pulls the Plug on Connie Chung

A View from the other side.

] And on the Fifth Day, the Picture Was Reversed in Favor of the Iraqi Resistance

] An 85 year-old widow is so determined not to be
] resuscitated against her will by doctors that she has
] tattooed the words "Do Not Resuscitate" across her chest.

Widow's tattoo states dying wish