Straight from the AP -> CNN -> memestreams -> YOU!

So this former FBI agent claims he's deep throat. Neither Woodward, Berstein, or Bradlee are confirming. So we won't know definitively until he dies... I'm not advocating murder, but at some point someone please just drop dead so we can finally know. Otherwise the conspiracy nut jobs will just keep breeding.

Ex- FBI official says he was 'Deep Throat' - May 31, 2005