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The One Car Theory

What if you only had one car? It would be issued to you by the government when you turned eighteen. Any automobile of your choice. That auto would be your only auto and would have to last you for an entire lifetime. If it wore out, it could not be replaced. Once gone, you would be reduced to other methods of getting around, or borrowing rides from other people. One car and only one for your whole life.

Would you take care of your car or would you abuse it? Would you change the oil regularly, keep it clean, park it in a garage? Of course you would take the best care you possibly could of your vehicle. No going out to the drag races on Friday night. Only premium fuel for your motor. Tune ups, antifreeze, lubrications, maintenance, always you would choose nothing but the best for your automobile.

Would you let your auto sit idly for a year? Never. Would you push it to the limits to find out how fast it could go, or what the roughest terrain is that is could possibly handle? Absolutely not. If you were given only one car for a lifetime of use it is clear that you would never abuse it, you would always take the best care of it you possibly could. You would provide all the necessary maintenance and care your car needed and deserved. Right?

What if you only had one body?

- Dr. Douglas N. Graham

BBC NEWS | Wales | MP 'vindicated' by asteroid warning
Topic: Science 3:52 am EDT, Jul 25, 2002

Lookout! Asteroid-ango, grr!

BBC NEWS | Wales | MP 'vindicated' by asteroid warning


Yahoo! Sports: SOW - Gazza to Be Unleashed on Unsuspecting America
Topic: Sports 3:14 am EDT, Jul 25, 2002

This ought to be fun...

Yahoo! Sports: SOW - Gazza to Be Unleashed on Unsuspecting America


Mercury News | 07/24/2002 | Officer charged in sex racket
Topic: Local Information 12:17 am EDT, Jul 25, 2002

Man I must be so naive...I used to live just down the street from one of these places and I had no idea...

Mercury News | 07/24/2002 | Officer charged in sex racket


Yahoo! News - Programs: Screensaver Aims to De-Motivate the Masses
Topic: Miscellaneous 12:15 am EDT, Jul 25, 2002

These might be fun to put on someone _else's_ computer...

Yahoo! News - Programs: Screensaver Aims to De-Motivate the Masses


Yahoo! News - Rep. James Traficant Expelled from Congress
Topic: Society 11:20 pm EDT, Jul 24, 2002

Enron...Worldcom...Adelphia...and now Congress

Yahoo! News - Rep. James Traficant Expelled from Congress


Natural Hygiene:The Science and Fine Art Of Living In Harmony With Nature
Topic: Health and Wellness 9:24 pm EDT, Jul 22, 2002

A good intro to Natural Hygiene.

Natural Hygiene:The Science and Fine Art Of Living In Harmony With Nature


Tagged Message Delivery Agent (TMDA) Homepage
Topic: Technology 9:17 pm EDT, Jul 22, 2002

Spam sucks. Protect yourself.

Tagged Message Delivery Agent (TMDA) Homepage


McBride too much for Moyes
Topic: Sports 3:51 am EDT, Jul 21, 2002

Well I guess US Soccer is getting a bit uppity since their showing at the World Cup...Good for them!

McBride too much for Moyes


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