] Click on one of the legendary New Jersey haunted
] attractions above to learn more about its birth and
] demise...

Awesome!

Dark in the Park

] A suicidal New Jersey man set a new standard for
] self-inflicted brutality when he decapitated himself by
] driving away from a light post with a rope tied around
] his neck.
]
] Wolfgang Persieck, 50, of Union Beach, died when the
] rope, which he had attached to the post, jerked his head
] off as he stepped on the gas Saturday night.
]
] His body was found inside the car, along with several
] suicide notes, behind the Hazlet Multiplex movie theater,
] Monmouth County Prosecutor John Kaye said.
]
] Two teenagers found the car as they walked through an
] isolated area behind the theater on Route 35.
]
] The pair stopped a passing police officer, who discovered
] Persieck's body. Interviews with relatives and the notes
] pointed to a suicide, Kaye said.

New York Daily News - Home - Driver in grisly suicide

"LITTLE EGG HARBOR TOWNSHIP, New Jersey (AP) -- It smells like rotten eggs at best, decomposing flesh at worst. It looks like the pods from "Invasion of the Body Snatchers."
"It's frightening," said Eileen Masterson. "We can't swim because the odor is so horrible and we won't crab here because we don't know whether it's safe"
" The substance, which was noticed about two weeks ago, consists of jelly-like bulbs that undulate with the waves just below the surface. "

What is it...These things just keep popping up...Figures the one from jersey smells like shit.

Another gelatinous blob, but this one stinks

] Gilman and her 11-year-old daughter, Kristen, were among
] Krispy Kreme lovers who planned to spend the night in
] tents in front of the store, eagerly awaiting the grand
] opening. It is the first Krispy Kreme store in New
] Jersey.
]
] "I'm just thrilled to death that Krispy Kreme is finally
] here," Gilman said. The Toms River resident, who grew up
] in Alabama, said that "when people ask me about Krispy
] Kreme, I tell them they are the third religion in the
] South behind Southern Baptist and SEC football."

Its all about Dunkin Donuts.....muhahahahaha

Where's Chocolate Chip Charlie when you need him?

Krazy Krispy Kreme Kooks