Rather funny.. :)

Crash Different

Here is a review of the Sharper Image field sobriety test. It's pretty funny.

The Sushi Pants Story

But attorneys for the CDT argued that over 1 million websites that do not contain child pornography have also been blocked since the attorney general's office started sending out notices to ISPs in April 2002.

Apparently URL adresses are magical. And you should burn down the whole strip mall if it has one porn shop.

Child Porn Law Debated in Court

ryan is the supernicety wrote:
] ] Wolzien has a plan: Regulate the DVR so consumers have to
] ] watch the commercials. It's the only way to prevent the
] ] technology from destroying a $60 billion business. The
] ] government mandates all sorts of things in TV sets, after
] ] all--from UHF tuners to closed-captioning to HDTV. He sees
] ]networks feeding their signals with codes that tell DVRs
] whether ]the commercial can be skipped, giving "control of
] playback ]parameters to the content provider who sells the
] bulk of the ]revenue-producing advertising that funds that
] content."
]
] That's just fantastic thinking. As one commentator put it,
] why not just ban switching channels during the commercials as
] well?

They could at least build a real max headroom. Everything else is pretty much there.

RE: Broadcasting & Cable - The Shape of Things To Come

] No bullshit, no hassle, and no need to pay extortionate
] collector's prices for rare live performances.
]
] Here are the collected bootlegs of Bill Hicks live shows,
] available to download for free in mp3 form. We'll be
] adding to this archive with background information and
] further mp3s we can unearth, but in the meantime these
] files should provide a few further hours of listening
] entertainment for those of you who have already greedily
] devoured all of Bill's commercial recordings. Enjoy.

We need another Bill Hicks. I'm not going to be able to survive this war on terrorism without one.

The download site appears broken (overloaded?) right now, but I'm meme'ing the main page anyway so I remember to check it later. Its probably down because it started getting linked everywhere.. I'm going to give it a few days. Its worth waiting for.

Bill Hicks Bootleg Downloads

Orgasmatron Inventor Dr Stuart Meloy says he is confident women will fork out $17,000 for the procedure and device as millions of people spend fortunes on cosmetic surgery.

Universal remotes to these will be fun in crowds.

Remote controlled orgasms to cost £9,500

Politicos have warned that dirt-cheap, high-potency heroin will soon flood world markets and cause an epidemic of overdoses in the wake of the Taliban evacuating opium supplies before the first bombs hit Afghan soil. But this is just the tip of the iceberg.

Drugs and Terror fight back...

How Safe Are Your Illegal Drugs?

] So if jobs are scarce and wages are flat, who's
] benefiting from the economy's expansion? The direct gains
] are going largely to corporate profits, which rose at an
] annual rate of more than 40 percent in the third quarter.
] Indirectly, that means that gains are going to
] stockholders, who are the ultimate owners of corporate
] profits. (That is, if the gains don't go to self-dealing
] executives, but let's save that topic for another day.)

Here's our so-called recovery. Paul Krugman is like smart or something. END My So-Called Life Reference.

Op-Ed Columnist: Our So-Called Boom

ryan is the supernicety wrote:
] ] FedEx Corp. said Tuesday it has agreed to acquire
] ] Kinko's, the business services retailer, for $2.4 billion
] ] in cash.
]
] Holy @$*&(@^#*! And I thought the UPS Store deal was big!

Shitty bastard fuck pieces of shit fucks.
FedEx must be crazy. They're going to have to fire everyone.

RE: FedEx to buy Kinko's for $2.4 B in cash - Dec. 30, 2003

Jeremy wrote:
] George Soros wonders why Americans got quite so
] upset about September 11.
]
] He seems positively obsessed with the Project for a New
] American Century.
]
] In his book, he veers close to what has become the
] left's equivalent of black-helicopter paranoia.
]
] "I am distressed," he writes, "that the public is not as
] alarmed as I am."

Wow. The writer of this article seems to think the War on Terror is a hell of a good thing. Apparently he has an odd notion of paranoia, as everything predicted seems to be going along schedule. How is spending money to alarm people that their civil liberties already have been taken away dangerous or paranoid? This writer is an idiot. If he is unable to explain what is wrong with an opinion and only complain that it is crazy and dangerous, he is probably too stupid to write.

RE: A Conspiracy So Vast