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Texas Cops Nab 97-Year-Old Scofflaw Granny - April 29, 2004 |
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2:56 pm EDT, Apr 30, 2004 |
APRIL 29--Meet Harriette "Dolly" Kelton. The 97-year-old Texas woman--yes, 97--was arrested last week for driving her 1991 Honda Accord with an expired registration. After cops pulled Dolly over, they discovered that she had not paid a ticket previously issued for the same expired registration (and for which a warrant was lodged). Kelton, who was headed to a beauty salon appointment, was cuffed and instead taken to the Highland Park Police Department, where she posed for the below mug shot. After about two hours in custody, Dolly was released on her own recognizance and returned to her Dallas home. The nonagenarian's arrest, of course, has generated significant media interest, and even got Dolly a free trip to New York to schmooze today with Matt and Katie on the Today Show. (1 page) Gotta love seeing cops perform a public good. The long arm of the DMV demands RESPECT. OBEY the clerks with guns. Texas Cops Nab 97-Year-Old Scofflaw Granny - April 29, 2004 |
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RE: newsobserver.com - Florida town to use surveillance cameras |
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9:05 am EDT, Apr 29, 2004 |
Decius wrote:
] ] One of the nation's wealthiest towns will soon have
] ] cameras and computers running background checks on every
] ] car and driver that passes through.
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] The license plate takes another step closer to it's destiny. If there's no expectation of privacy in public places, why aren't floridians forced to walk around Naked? RE: newsobserver.com - Florida town to use surveillance cameras |
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Couple Takes Pics Of Boy, 2, Smoking Pot - April 27, 2004 |
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4:11 pm EDT, Apr 28, 2004 |
APRIL 27--Meet Elizabeth Lyvers and John Robert Gray. The dimwitted Kentucky couple was arrested Sunday for felony child abuse after taking pictures of Lyvers's two-year-old son smoking pot. The pair was nabbed when an employee at the convenience store where Lyvers, 24, and Gray, 20, dropped off their film called cops after seeing the offending images. According to Bardstown police, one photo shows Gray holding a pipe to the child's mouth while an unidentified man--who is being sought--lights the pipe (after his arrest, Gray acknowledged that the device contained marijuana). Lyvers's son--and a one-year-old fathered by Gray--were removed from the couple's home by state child welfare officials. The below mug shots were taken by the Nelson County Sheriff's Department. Along with the abuse charges, Lyvers and Gray have one other criminal headache: their central Kentucky home was robbed yesterday while they were bunking at the local lockup. Couple Takes Pics Of Boy, 2, Smoking Pot - April 27, 2004 |
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5:18 pm EDT, Apr 27, 2004 |
This is random but entertaining. Literally. Comic frames and random punch lines are remixed. Its a little like looking for shapes in the clouds. exhilarator |
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Yahoo! News - Half-Naked Couple Cause Stir Up a Tree |
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4:51 pm EDT, Apr 27, 2004 |
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Two gay lovers took off most of their clothes, climbed up a tree in New York's Central Park and spent four hours engaging in sex acts and yelling abuse at police and firefighters. Police said officers talked the men out of the three story high tree on Thursday night after the parks department had sent two cherry-pickers and firefighters had deployed an inflatable rescue mattress. The couple, described by officials as a 32-year-old transsexual with female breasts wearing a purple thong and a 17-year-old boy in white boxer shorts, were admitted to the hospital for psychiatric evaluation. Yahoo! News - Half-Naked Couple Cause Stir Up a Tree |
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The Official Countdown Site to Hermione's 18th Birthday |
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10:08 am EDT, Apr 24, 2004 |
The Countdown to Hermione Granger's
18th birthday continues! 1608 days, 13 hours, 55 minutes, and 8 seconds The Bewitching Hour will soon be upon us! WoW, this is a disturbing site. Its a time bomb complete with a ticker. Hey... You think if we could convince this guy that if he needs to kill Bush to grab the attention of Hermione? The Official Countdown Site to Hermione's 18th Birthday |
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| Topic: Recreation |
3:41 pm EDT, Apr 21, 2004 |
Your Gateway to the Facinating world of Taxidermy Taxidermy Net |
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CNN.com - Pogues star MacGowan attacked - Apr 21, 2004 |
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2:21 pm EDT, Apr 21, 2004 |
LONDON, England -- Former Pogues frontman Shane MacGowan is recovering from facial injuries he suffered when he was allegedly attacked in a London pub. He couldn't possibly look any worse... CNN.com - Pogues star MacGowan attacked - Apr 21, 2004 |
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Memory prices soar - News - ZDNet |
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12:14 pm EDT, Apr 21, 2004 |
The price of memory chips is rising at its fastest rate in more than four years due to an unexpected global shortage. The price rise of more than 70 percent this year is in sharp contrast to analysts' expectations at the end of 2003, when they forecast prices would slide as new production technology increased supply.
As a result, profits for chipmakers are increasing, and their share prices are surging as analysts and traders now predict that memory prices will stay strong this year. Might be a good time to stock up on ram before the shit hits the fan. Memory prices soar - News - ZDNet |
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