] An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of
] headwear that can shield your brain from most
] electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. AFDBs
] are inexpensive (even free if you don't mind scrounging
] for thrown-out aluminium foil) and can be constructed by
] anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimp (maybe
] bonobo). This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control
] protection offers real security to the masses. Not only
] do they protect against incoming signals, but they also
] block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading,
] keeping the secrets in your head truly secret. AFDBs are
] safe and operate automatically. All you do is make it and
] wear it and you're good to go! Plus, AFDBs are stylish
] and comfortable.
]
]
] What are you waiting for? Make one today!

Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie

] TAIPEI, Taiwan - A man leaped into a lion’s den at the
] Taipei Zoo on Wednesday to try to convert the king of
] beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his
] efforts.

The king of kings.

MSNBC - Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten

Bush's "one fingered victory salute"

President Bush Uncensored! - ebaumsworld.com

] Given that the USA is the greatest world power, marking
] and governing the fate of our planet, why should we not
] be able to vote for their/our President? We have for this
] reason organized the first US elections for
] non-Americans, in Italy, in a small Tuscan town called La
] California (municipality of Bibbona, province of
] Livorno). Voting is open to all, and not only to
] residents of La California. It will take place on Sunday
] 31 October, two days before the real election. It will be
] possible to vote in person, with real ballot papers and
] boxes, in La California?s town square, and
] electronically, on this site. Sunday, 31 October will be
] one big party, with live music, comedy and satire, wine
] and things to eat. In our elections, you can vote not
] only for the official candidates (Bush, Kerry and Nader),
] but also for alternative candidates, no limit being
] placed on nationality. The ballot slips will then be sent
] to the American government..

Will it be more fair then Florida?

This is so wrong yet funny. Who let their kids be part of this?

2004's Scariest Halloween Costumes

Holdin it down.

eBaum's World Media Download -

Scientists have discovered a new and tiny species of human that lived in Indonesia at the same time our own ancestors were colonising the world.

The new species - dubbed "the Hobbit" due to its small size - lived on Flores island until at least 12,000 years ago.

'Hobbit' joins human family tree

STEWART: You know, the interesting thing I have is, you have a responsibility to the public discourse, and you fail miserably.

CARLSON: You need to get a job at a journalism school, I think.

STEWART: You need to go to one. The thing that I want to say is, when you have people on for just knee-jerk, reactionary talk...

CARLSON: Wait. I thought you were going to be funny. Come on. Be funny.

STEWART: No. No. I'm not going to be your monkey.

(LAUGHTER)

BEGALA: Go ahead. Go ahead.

STEWART: I watch your show every day. And it kills me.

CARLSON: I can tell you love it.

STEWART: It's so -- oh, it's so painful to watch.

(LAUGHTER)

STEWART: You know, because we need what you do. This is such a great opportunity you have here to actually get politicians off of their marketing and strategy.

CARLSON: Is this really Jon Stewart? What is this, anyway?

IFILM: John Stewart vs. CNN Crossfire

The next level of Subservient Chicken.

Chicken Fight

] Shada by Douglas Adams
]
]
] Starring Paul McGann, Lalla Ward and John Leeson
]
]
] The most dangerous book in the universe has been stolen.

Ha...Didn't know this was here. Dr. who renders itself pretty well to flash. So does douglas adams.

BBC - Cult Television - Doctor Who - Webcasts - Shada