awesome!

Life of Jesus, in l33t

] Dear Abby: I am 13 years old, and I suffer from a
] condition where a person has a strong, persistent desire
] to have one or more limbs amputated. This happens every
] day, and I don't understand it, but I want to have my leg
] amputated.
]
]
] I have researched prosthetics on the Internet and have
] found that life as an amputee is not that different. But
] I'm afraid if I tell my parents they will think I'm
] crazy.
]
]
] What should I do? Please answer this. It is ripping me
] apart.
]
]
] — Wannabe Amputee in Berkeley

St. Paul Pioneer Press | 02/25/2005 | Teen's odd compulsion needs attention

lol. I had a couple of these.

Star Wars Knock-Offs

Go Genkigangar!

Strongbad: Japanese Cartoons!

] The best place to piss away your time on the Internet TM

Urinals...

Decius wrote:
] The interesting thing about the statement "There is no such
] thing as absolute truth" is that if you could prove it, it
] wouldn't be true. In that sense it defines itself and explains
] itself. You can't even agree with it, because if you do,
] you'll have to admit that you must be wrong.

Not true... Just because there are no absolute truths, does not mean one cannot have beliefs. The concept of "no absolute truth" is a belief, not a truth and therefore not-contradictory. You can believe strongly in the properties of gravity, and for good reason. It does not mean you will not evolve this belief for a better reason if you find one. Truth is entirely dependent on perspective. We are incapable of perceiving all-things for all-times from everywhere in a consistent fashion therefore we are incapable of comprehending something which is "true" in a reality not fabricated in our own minds. When you speak of any truth, it is always a matter of a truth to who, and for what reason, which might not be something you believe. So, if you believe that it is true that there are no absolute truths, you can do so without conflict and wait for a perfect perspective to explain things differently.

RE: Agnost

Palindrome wrote:
] ] An Egyptian baby born with two heads was
] ] in stable condition on Sunday after doctors at a
] ] provincial hospital removed one of the heads in a 13-hour
] ] operation
]
] ] Manar was born with a rare condition known as craniopagus
] ] parasiticus, which occurs when an embryo begins to split
] ] into identical twins but fails to complete the process.
] ] One of the conjoined twins fails to develop fully in the
] ] womb.
]
] ] As in the case of a girl who died after similar surgery
] ] in the Dominican Republic a year ago, the second twin had
] ] developed no body. The head that was removed from Manar
] ] had been capable of smiling and blinking but not
] ] independent life.
]
] Wow.

I wonder if they'll keep the spare head in a jar, or bury it...

RE: Baby stable after second head removed

] Illegal gizmos that interfere with signals and cut off
] reception are selling like hotcakes on the streets of
] New York.
]
] "I bought one online, and I love it," said one jammer
] owner fed up with the din of dumb conversations and
] rock-and-roll ringtones.
]
] "I use it on the bus all the time. I always zap the
] idiots who discuss what they want from the Chinese
] restaurant so that everyone can hear them. Why is that
] necessary?"

Eye spy with my little eye a store on 3rd that's going to be the site of a very public bust by a federal agency tasked with allocating and protecting the radio spectrum.

"One time I followed this guy around for 20 minutes," he said. "I kept zapping him and zapping him, until finally he threw the phone on the floor. I couldn't stop laughing. It was so cool."

New York Post: New Yorkers find new way to be forcibly inconsiderate

] The Looney Tunes characters — six in all — have been
] "reimagined" (in studio parlance) for a new series called
] "Loonatics," which is set to air next fall on
] WPIX/Channel 11 as part of the Saturday morning Kids' WB
] program lineup.

New York Post Online Edition: commentary

] NEW YORK (Reuters) -- The diners arrived at a nice
] Manhattan restaurant on a cold February night and
] stripped off coats, hats, gloves and scarves. They didn't
] stop there.
]
] Skirts, shirts, pants, underwear and stockings all ended
] up stashed in plastic bags by the bar as the patrons got
] naked for the monthly "Clothing Optional Dinner."
]
] "It's exciting to be in a restaurant nude," said George
] Keyes, 65, a retired junior high school English teacher.

CNN.com - Diners enjoy buffet dinner in the buff - Feb 18, 2005