] Click on one of the legendary New Jersey haunted
] attractions above to learn more about its birth and
] demise...

Awesome!

Dark in the Park

] Google has added another service to their mobile
] offerings: Google Local. Punch in your search term, as
] well as the location or zip code to limit your search,
] and receive a nice, mobile-sized Google Map with details
] listed below. The service is—in typical Google
] style—free

Google will be the new satan someday.

Google Offers Local Mobile Search and Other Software Stories : Gizmodo

Now you too can do jutso's.

Hand Shadow Illusions

] Researchers at Japan's Nagasaki University School of
] Medicine have launched a project to develop a device to
] read babies' emotions from their facial expressions, body
] temperatures and other physical cues.

Team works on baby emotion translator. 07/04/2005. ABC News Online

The satellite feature is pretty neat.

Google Maps

] The smoking scalp?
]
]
] Last year, I noticed a presidential trend, that seemed
] unpresidentially fetishistic, and began collecting
] images.

Rigorous Intuition: The smoking scalp?

] MURFREESBORO — The cash-strapped Rutherford County
] School System didn't get quite as much money as it had
] hoped for from this year's auction of unneeded items.
]
]
] One reason was the bargains bidders got, including a
] piano bought for 11 cents, a 1997 Ford van that sold for
] $250 and a 32-inch Samsung television that went for
] $1.27.
]
]
] Those rock-bottom prices have some school administrators
] wondering if the current surplus system is as good a deal
] for the county as it is for the bidders.

School piano brings 11¢ at auction - Sunday, 04/03/05

] Bored using your advanced green laser for traditional
] spreadsheet pointing techniques? Why not kick up your
] skills a notch and start using green lasers to track
] aircraft? With beams visible in daylight that extend for
] miles green lasers are ideally suited to track objects in
] the sky. Stop worrying about things like mandatory jail
] time and social isolation and play the intriguing game of
] SkyTag™ today.
]
]
] Simply connect your SkyTag™ via the included USB 2.0
] cable into your computer and install the software. Your
] SkyTag™ comes equipped with a GPS unit in the base so
] it will immediately identify it's own location. The
] SkyTag™ software will then, via the use of several
] available online tracking services, begin to search for
] aircraft approaching your coordinates that are at the
] appropriate altitude for your green laser. When you find
] the aircraft you would like to SkyTag™, simply select
] it. Then quickly look outside to make sure no black
] helicopters are approaching. If they are, quickly hide
] your SkyTag™ and proceed to watch TV or something. If
] all is clear, then proceed...

ThinkGeek :: SkyTag™ - Green Laser Aircraft Tracker

] Actor Christopher Eccleston has quit as Doctor Who after
] just one episode of the new series has been screened, the
] BBC has confirmed.
]
] Eccleston, whose first appearance as the ninth Time Lord
] attracted around 10 million viewers, feared being
] typecast.

Well that was quick.

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | TV and Radio | Eccleston quits Doctor Who role

] You too can make the world a better place by cutting down
] on the rampant overpopulation of catgirls. These poor
] creatures have been increasing in number so rapidly, it's
] difficult to walk through a convention without tripping
] over a few. They lurk in the corridors, shrieking out
] phrases in poor Japanese and assaulting passers-by for
] manga money. Please, won't you think of the
] convention-goers? Be responsible. Spay your catgirl
] today.

Warehouse 23: Something Positive: Spay Your Catgirl Poster