How am I Gonna face all those nerds I've been flaming for years?

The Five Stages of Intel Macs

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... "Never, ever talk to the federal government."

] Thomas Campbell Butler, at 63 years of age, is completing
] the 1st year of a 2-year sentence in federal prison,
] following an investigation and trial that was initiated
] after he voluntarily reported that he believed vials
] containing _Yersinia pestis_ were missing from his
] laboratory at Texas Tech University. We take this
] opportunity to remind the infectious diseases community
] of the plight of our esteemed colleague, whose career and
] family have, as a result of his efforts to protect us
] from infection by this organism, paid a price from which
] they will never recover.

The FBI sends a strong message to the scientific community...

I foudn this today. Its a nifty game where you try to click a moving object. At first glance it looks like a fun game some teenager made to learn Flash. It is actually javascript!

ClickRed - Insane Javascript

] Your laser sword dildo is ready to conquer the galaxy.
] Just turn out the lights and amaze your
] friends (and foes) with
] this space age sex toy.

Not for dueling...

Laser Sword Sex Toys - Dildos

] Spot the differences

Wow. Look really carefully at this one.

GOYK.COM - Spot the differences

Great Ad.

K-fee AG -

] The
] Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show

Is this what happens if you watch the christian station with the "they Live" glasses on?

Scary

] NEW YORK - In what would be a major shift in the computer
] world, Apple reportedly is talking with Intel about using
] its chips in its Macintosh line.

This might be interesting

Report: Apple Explores Use of Intel Chips - Yahoo! News

] Google recently started introducing free POP3 and SMTP
] e-mail access access to GMail users. However, their
] instructions for Mail were not very accurate, so I
] thought I'd share how to really get up and running with
] this new feature.
]
] Please note that not all accounts have POP3 access yet,
] as it has only been introduced to a handful of users. To
] see if your account is POP-ready, log in and look for
] "New Features!" in red on the top-right of the window. If
] it isn't, this hint won't be very useful to you.

Woah! Neat. I wasn't aware.

macosxhints - Configure Mail for Gmail POP access