A sad robot song to sing.

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] Jeremy Stribling said that he and two fellow MIT graduate
] students questioned the standards of some academic
] conferences, so they wrote a computer program to generate
] research papers complete with nonsensical text, charts
] and diagrams.

Scientific conference falls for gibberish prank. 15/04/2005. ABC News Online

] The smoking scalp?
]
]
] Last year, I noticed a presidential trend, that seemed
] unpresidentially fetishistic, and began collecting
] images.

Rigorous Intuition: The smoking scalp?

lol. I had a couple of these.

Star Wars Knock-Offs

] The Tampon Doll!
] Don't worry no "real" tampons are harmed in the making of
] these dolls! Each doll is approx. 8 inches tall, and sewn
] with love by me!
] Tampon dolls look great in your bathroom, maybe next to a
] toilet paper doll?

indexSTOREtampon

Put an egg in a bowl. Put the bowl in the microwave. Set the microwave on hi for about a minute and a half (or a second or two before the egg cracks). Let the egg cool down. Dye it, make it look like a regular easter egg. Replace any of the easter bunnies eggs with your special eggs. On easter morning, when the unsuspecting christians try to eat the easter gifts, the eggs will explode violently. They deserve egg on their faces for making their easter rituals utterly silly.

"If Bill Hicks were alive today,
What would Bill Hicks say?

In 250 words or less, please rant and let it fly.

Talk about politics or drugs or smoking or crappy celebrities or an update on the People Who Hate People party...whatever, just capture the essence of Bill Hicks.

Judges are still being assembled."

What Would Bill Hicks Say?

llama.

Albino Blacksheep / Flash / The Llama Song

The brain eno fits this.

Ipod bizzaro

] The coolest sock monkeys & Sock creatures on Earth (or
] anywhere)!

Neat things.

Sock Monkeys and Sock Creatures from Fluff TV