Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating supper with his girlfriend, said: “This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

“Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then he cut it off. I couldn’t believe it.

“The staff were really upset and there was blood everywhere.”

Was he making a statement about guns?

The Sun Online - News: Docs fight to save man's willy

Scientists are creating artificial bones using a modified version of an inkjet printer.

The technology creates perfect replicas of bones that have been damaged and these can then be inserted in the body to help it to heal.

The process will revolutionise bone graft surgery, which currently relies on either bits of bone taken from other parts of the body or ceramic-like substitutes.

I want bone business cards...

The artificial bones created from an inkjet | the Daily Mail

Worth listening to for the sound bites alone.

Update looks like they killed the video, but here is the transcript

re-update found another URL for the video, watch it while it lasts.

YouTube - Atlanta Public Access TV

The preliminary findings were alarming. Morgellons Disease appears to be a communicable nanotechnology invasion of human tissue in the form of self-assembling, self-replicating nanotubes, nanowires, and nanoarrays with sensors. Other nanoconfigurations associated with Morgellons Disease carry genetically-altered and spliced DNA or RNA. The nanomachines which precipitate Morgellons Disease use the human host's bio-electric energy as one of their power sources. There is evidence that certain of the tiny machines possess their own internal batteries as well. The Morgellons Disease nanomachines are configured to receive specific tuned microwave, EMF and ELF signals and radio data.

I know this is probably a tinfoil disease, but even still, I think it has horror/disaster story potential.

Alcuin and Flutterby: Morgellons mystery

So very wrong on all levels. Apparently the entire family can enjoy Family Condoms together (as the illustration clearly shows). The implications of the illustration, and indeed, the whole concept, become more horrendous the more you think about it (and look at it). Also, condoms are supposed to prevent kids from manifesting, ne?

haha

a blaze in the northern sky - Ahhh, Taiwanese products

SAN DIEGO - Coloring and a candy flavoring added to the drug methamphetamine are part of a disturbing ploy to make the drug more appealing to younger users, according to authorities.

Meth... magic for the whole family. Now in Fun Fuchsia.

Officials: 'Meth Candy' Targets Young Users - KNSD-TV - MSNBC.com

while male circumcision has extraordinary potential to prevent HIV infection, these new findings remind us that we must proceed with thought and care in developing strategies to expand male circumcision in Africa," said Dr. Kevin De Cock, director of WHO's AIDS department.

Circumcision may lift HIV risk for women - Yahoo! News

"We've known for a long time something was wrong here, we just didn't know what it was," resident Myrtle Van Dunk said.

You said it, Myrtle.

N.J. Warns: Don't Eat Squirrel Near Dump

Bechara and colleagues culled their brain-damage registry for 69 patients who had smoked regularly before their injuries. Nineteen, including Nathan, had damage to the insula. Thirteen of the insula-damaged patients had quit smoking, 12 of them super-easily: They quit within a day of the brain injury, and reported neither smoking nor even feeling the urge since then.

Soon we will see advocacy groups whacking smokers in the head insisting it's for their own good.

Spot in brain may control smoking urge - Yahoo! News

Fill it with either liquid soap or hand sanitizer, this genius dispenser by Giant Microbes will be sure to remind you to wash your hands! Shaped like the common cold virus, only millions of times the size, we seriously can't think of anything more clever.

mmm... Germs.

ModCloth Vintage Inspired Fashion Common Cold Soap Dispenser