ME
Jeremy Slater. You know, the awesome screenwriter. I'm a big fan of your work, by the way. Especially the way you directed Jurassic Park. And that other one...what was it called? Snakes on a Something. Bus? Plane? Plane, right?
(long silence)
MR. X
That wasn't me.
ME
Shit, I meant Jews on a Train.
MR. X
...Schindler's List.
ME
What?
MR. X
Schindler's List. That's what it was called.
ME
Are you sure? That can't be right.
(long silence)
MR. X
Who is this again?
ME
Jeremy Slater? I, um, sent you my screenplay a few days ago? Just wondering whether you want to buy it or whatever. Make me an offer. I'll take anything.
MR. X
How did you get this number?
ME
That's not important. Let's focus on RAPEBEAR.
(longest silence yet)
MR. X
Excuse me?
