Rattle wrote:
Your mission, if you choose to accept it...
Create a funny, original, intelligent, and accurate joke that begins with:
Alice and Bob walk into a bar...
All entries will be judged by a panel of elite IMI personnel at an upcoming conference. Reply to this post with your entries. Be prepared to back up your joke with examples, proofs, and academic papers.
Alice and Bob walk into a bar... but Alice was not amused because Bob didn't give a crap that he was going to be late because he was more concerned with building up slack.
