* "Ho ho ho" turned to "ha ha ha" for PC reasons
* Ho ho ho "could frighten kids, derogatory to women"
* Santas rebel
HE is an unlikely revolutionary but this Christmas, Santa is a rebel with a claus.
He is having the last laugh on political correctness - and it's a great big fat belly laugh.
Santas across Sydney are rebelling against attempts to ban their traditional greeting of "ho, ho, ho" in favour of "ha, ha, ha".
I'll bet they'll be after the green giant next.