The best part is the baby jesus anti-fornication thong.

I'm not sure what the hell to make of that.

Do you suppose they assume that thongs actually cause, gasp, fornication? And if so, do they think putting baby jesus on them is somehow going to stop said fornication.

Is that like selling anti-drunk-driving malt liquor?

Maybe they should introduce a line of anti-fornication nipple clamps, or anti-fornication fuck-me boots, or anti-fornication lubrication??

Boy, these silly christians and their angry sky god. I think his real name is Mammon.

Oh how I pine for the age of good old fashioned unrepentant 19th century atheism.

Adam

terratogen wrote:
] “Why Hast Thou
] Forsaken Me?”
]
]
] How would you answer the Baby Jesus?
]
] Before you do, please consider that the Baby Jesus loves you
] unconditionally! Even if you have sinned, the Baby Jesus will
] still be there for you and will forgive you. The Baby Jesus
] can save you from the pain and suffering of the world and all
] He asks of you is that you return His love. Is that so much to
] ask for Salvation?
]
]
]
] For more information, please visit this site:
] Have You Accepted Christ Yet?
]
]
] Also visit our shop for Baby Jesus gifts.
]
] Creepy baby Jesus head which you can delight and torment while
] he watches your every move.

RE: Have You Accepted Jesus Yet?

After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

Very important anti-terrorism tactics we all should learn and use.

US Department of Laughs

Corporation Microsoft and its president Bill Gates are still haunted with troubles. This time the troubles don’t concern accusations of monopolization of the operating systems market. As it turned out, the corporation sponsored bin Laden.

Pravda.RU How Bill Gates Sponsored bin Laden

Scroll down a ways for the true story of where the One-Ring has ended up...

Frodo Fails...

Even the Economist recommends maximum 14 year copyrights... but then goes on to blow it:

However, to provide any incentive at all, more limited copyrights would have to be enforceable, and in the digital age this would mean giving content industries much of the legal backing which they are seeking for copy-protection technologies. Many cyber activists would loathe this idea. But if copyright is to continue to work at all, it is necessary.

Economist.com | Copyrights

] A popular Japanese show turns VC pitches into reality TV.

Maybe that's why all our ISP's failed: we weren't selling noodles out of the back of a pickup in Tokyo!

Sand Hill Road Rules:

A nice little graph that sums it all up.

Nothing we haven't heard before but a good reference place for the block-headed to clue in.

Number of corporations that control major US Media

Okay, this is cool. A big map laying out ownership of the six giant media companies in the world. Gee, no wonder these guys all say the same thing...

Looks like Alfred E Neuman put it together too.

Media Ownership 2001

] The richest 10% of the population - about 10 million
] households - owned 84% of the stock and 90% of the bonds
] held by individuals (including that held indirectly
] through mutual funds). The democratization of ownership
] supposedly brought about by mutual funds has a long way
] to go.

Great little graph wost the way down showing change in the the comparative wealth of American society.

Distributing the booty

Just curious

Who the hell is moon pie, and why the hell do I like him/her so much?