Laughing Boy wrote: ] ]An American doctor has claimed that cheese can be as ] addictive as ] ]morphine. ] ] ]Dr Neal Barnard, president of the Physicians Committee on ] ]Responsible Medicine, says cheese is addictive because it ] contains ] ]small amounts of morphine from cows' liver. ] ] ] THATS IT! Thats what was wrong with the cheese-heads I lived ] among in Wisconsin - they were all morphine addicts! And here ] I just thought they were inbred morons. ] ] Laughing Boy Hey, I LIKE cheese. A lot. [Hey man, know where I could score some gruyere? Aw, come on, just a little brie won't hurt...] RE: Cheese can be as addictive as morphine |