Elisabeth Hasselbeck: A Dumb Blonde’s Pearls of Wisdom

"I'm sure at some point Jeffery Dahmer ate peanut butter and jelly sandwiches... does it then make the fact that he ate people less wrong? - Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the View: On March 24, 2008, Hasselbeck called Rev. Jeremiah Wright a racist and equated him to serial killer JeffreyDahmer.

An excellent read on understanding how Classic American Racial Psychosis (CARP)  skews the reasoning ability of white people is found in the following excerpt by Chelsey Perkins, There's no ignoring history and privilege:
A friend of mine has a family member who recently proclaimed he would vote for Sen. John McCain. When probed for the reason of his allegiance, he replied, “Black people are voting for Obama, women are voting for Hillary Clinton. I’m a white male, so why wouldn’t I vote for a white male candidate?” The fact that until this point, every nonwhite, nonmale person in this country has had no other choice but a white male was apparently lost upon his logic. His answer represents to me a certain kind of historical amnesia, manifested in what we’ve been told since elementary school: We live in a melting pot in which everyone’s political and economic destiny lies in their own hands, as soon as they pull up those bootstraps.

"Hasselbeck's stament's have their root in the Classic American Racial Psychosis (CARP) disorder that all whites suffer from," says racial psychologist Dr. Louis Sidney Jacobs. "They are disillusioned beyond repair with the concepts of racial beauty and superiority."

"Word in the Nation is that one of the sisters on the show has already impregnated Hasselbeck with a melanoma," says Yacub13X national spokesman Yusef Ali. "Now the Sun of God will express the perversion of her words through her superior skin and bombshell blonde hair. Henceforth, she, like the Fig Tree is cursed. For, she has leaves but bears no fruit. Her melanoma execution is yet another sign of the 2nd Coming of the Sun of God."

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Did you hear her today accusing Rev. Wright of being a racist? People like her just LOVE to jump on that wagon to try to make herself look like a caring compassionate "diverse" person. She went on about Jeffery Dahmer and peanut butter sandwiches...I can just see her, sitting in front of FOX news, with a note pad, feverishly scribbling great one-liners to use on tomorrow's show. I also love how ANY negative news item about one of the democrats sends her into a judgmental tizzy-storm, crazily spewing out anti-liberal nonsense. Today she almost lost it, but thank god Whoopi can just tisk-tisk her and settle her down. Elisabitch is just a hateful, close-minded, sheltered little socialite who thinks she's got all the answers.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck: A Dumb Blonde’s Pearls of Wisdom