You know, they really could have gotten better acts then what I'm seeing. ] I'm A Conservative
] Iggy Pop
] (Soldier) Oh yeah, just look with the eyes of imagination and picture how this would go over.. ] I used to lead a quiet life
] In fact it was a bare existence
] I passed out on many floors
] I don't do that any more That screams W. ] Hello my friends
] Is everybody happy?
] Hey look me over
] Lend me an ear
] I'm a conservative Hear hear.. ] I like the small black marks on my hands
] I'm a conservative
] I like the crazy girls that I screw
] Hey I know them all well Laura, that crazy thing. ] And when I run out of bread I laugh
] All the way to the bank
] Sometimes I pause for a drink
] Conservatism ain't no easy job See, this says something about the current policy on the deficit. ] I smile in the mornings
] I live without a care
] Nothing is denied me
] And nothing ever hurts They say Bush is a morning person. He certainly plays tough guy well. ] I got bored so I'm making my millions
] When you're conservative you get a better break
] You're always on the rigltt side
] When you're conservative Think sports teams and token CEO positions. ] You walk with pride
] Pride is on your side
] Pride pride pride
] Is on our side
] Oh boy
] Pride is on our side Ok, so this doesn't fit. Maybe for Cheney's daughter.. ] I like my beer
] I like my bread
] I love my girl
] I love my head Yeah.. ] I'm in the clear man
] I'm in the dear
] Because I'm a conservative
] I'm a conservative
] I really am
] Ohyeslam Rah rah. ] And it would mean so much to me
] If you would only be like me
] Yes it could mean so much to me Yep. Very convention worthy. ] Hey look me over
] Lend me an ear
] I'm a conservative So, I'm sure Iggy Pop would have played The Garden for the GOP. Why the hell not? The only act booked I even recognize is Brooks & Dunn, and I'm not proud of that. | 
