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My cattle-prod technique is unstoppable.

eBay item - Electric Shock Cattle Prod NORESERVE!!! L@@K!

] "We are on the cusp of perfection of extreme evil -- an
] evil whose possibility spreads well beyond weapons of
] mass destruction," Joy warned recently in Wired magazine.

Bill Joy makes the Weekly World News! Preparing to put tongue firmly into side of cheek. Ahem..

Just for the public record... I still think Bill Joy is wrong, but I do feel there is reason for concern. I will continue to help the process along. Long live "The Man" who oppresses me, long live "The Machine" who oppresses us all; At least until I see a major difference between the two. The worst the machines have done to me has been to make me wait on hold for a very long time, then hang up one me, forcing me to put my trust and time in the hands of the machines again. Man has done much worse to us all at one point or another. The definition of insanity being to do the same thing over and over again while expecting different results, the problem may very well be with Man and not the Machines.. We program them to do the same thing over and over, hence making them insane. Then, we get surprised when our errors come back at us with effects multiplied 10 fold.

The Grey Goo. Really. Just remember how much The Grey Goo loves us. Take your left hand and salute your computer, say "sig bit!" Then take your right hand, salute your TV and say, "sig band!" Then after you have done that a few times, repeat "my god can beat up your god" 50 times while bowing at high speed.

And most importantly, after that, if you find anyone who can't take a good joke in the face of total destruction (distraction?), beat them up.

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DomoKun Developers Video [WMV]

] In a turn of events the 30-year-old characterized as
] "horrifying," Kevin Widmar announced Tuesday that his
] mother Lillian has discovered his weblog.

This one got me laughing out loud..

The Onion | Mom Finds Out About Blog

What if Fox News reported various famous moments in history. Mildy entertaining, and bi-partisan!

Fark vs. Fox News

] UserFriendly makes a stab at the eternal. He's better at
] this then Scott Adams! Unfortunately, the message board
] is sorely in need of moderation. So, I'll ask our audience
] here. Does this comic speak to you? How? Don't be afraid
] to admit a silly supersitious beleif in fate. I'll even
] forgive a fundamentalist religious conviction. I just
] want some perspectives.

Durring the periods when I had customer facing support roles at ISPs, I used to frequent UserFriendly often. Although, I'll admit to having trailed off due to not wanting to be reminded of that particular hell.

I am glad this particular comic found its way to me. This one is a gem.

UserFriendly Strip - Feb. 22

] The weapons you are looking for are currently
] unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical
] difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons
] inspectors mandate.

Read Carefully

Cannot find Weapons of Mass Destruction

] Brilliantly, seditiously remixed State of the Union
] address video.

This is really well done...

I've been wondering how long it was going to take for this kinda stuff to show up..

Deconstructing Bush...

I figure a few people on this site might get a kick out of this. This is a talking Bush doll. He says things like "You're working hard to put food on your family."

"Gee.. What would Rattle want for xmass? What do you buy for the guy who used to have everything?" Now you know.

Talking Presidents dot com

] "This year, I'm thankful for the blessing of Total Information
] Awareness."

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