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Talking Presidents dot com |
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| Topic: Humor |
3:35 pm EST, Dec 6, 2002 |
I figure a few people on this site might get a kick out of this. This is a talking Bush doll. He says things like "You're working hard to put food on your family." "Gee.. What would Rattle want for xmass? What do you buy for the guy who used to have everything?" Now you know. Talking Presidents dot com |
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The Old Ones have always been here...they just wear suits now. |
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10:05 pm EST, Nov 13, 2002 |
] Either you get it, or you don't. If you do, you're
] probably on the floor laughing right now. Anything that brings together Microsoft hatred and H.P. Lovecraft is ok with me. The Old Ones have always been here...they just wear suits now. |
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2:12 am EST, Nov 7, 2002 |
] Discover Hip Hop is sweeping the nation! Millions of
] people are catching onto this new thing called Hip Hop.
] Discover Hip Hop is To The Max! Tell your friends you are
] Hip Hop and see what happens!! Everyone else is doing it!
] Now you can too!!!!! Buy the Discover Hip Hop Set. There
] are 260 million people in America, and you are one of
] them. Get With The Program! This first was brought to my attention long before MemeStreams was in existance, but I just got reminded of it today so here you go. Discover HIP HOP |
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2:45 pm EDT, Oct 24, 2002 |
"Nearly two years ago, the civilized world watched as this evil and corrupt dictator subverted the world's oldest representative democracy in an illegal coup d'état," said Khatami. "Since then the Bush regime has continued America's systematic repression of ethnic and religious minorities and threatened international peace and security throughout the world. Thousands of political opponents and ordinary citizens have been subjected to arbitrary arrest and imprisonment. Basic civil rights have been violated. This rogue state has flouted the international community on legal, economic and environmental issues. It has even ignored the Geneva Conventions on the treatment of prisoners of war by denying that its illegal invasion of Afghanistan--which has had a destabilizing influence throughout Central Asia--was a war at all." Experts believe that the liberation of the United States will require a large ground force of European and other international troops, followed by a massive rebuilding program costing billions of euros. "Even before Bush, the American political system was a shambles," said Prof. Salvatore Deluna of the University of Madrid. "Their single-party plutocracy will have to be reshaped into true parliamentary-style democracy. Moreover, the economy will have to be retooled from its current military dictatorship model--in which a third of the federal budget goes to arms, and taxes are paid almost exclusively by the working class--to one in which basic human needs such as education and poverty are addressed. Their infrastructure is a mess; they don't even have a national passenger train system. Fixing a failed state of this size will require many years." Ted Rail: WAR CRY |
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Sinfest: When the computers take over the world |
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5:51 am EDT, Jul 17, 2002 |
Wait.. Looks like its already happened. If we just keep doing what they tell us, everything will be ok. Right now they are telling me to code. Sinfest: When the computers take over the world |
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6:08 pm EDT, Jul 6, 2002 |
This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first: Kissing Hank's Ass |
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Terrifying threat to marines in Afghan mountains |
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6:13 pm EDT, May 30, 2002 |
British marines returning from an operation deep in the Afghan mountains spoke last night of an alarming new threat - being propositioned by swarms of gay local farmers. An Arbroath marine, James Fletcher, said: "They were more terrifying than the al-Qaeda. One bloke who had painted toenails was offering to paint ours. They go about hand in hand, mincing around the village." "We were pretty shocked," Marine Fletcher said. "We discovered from the Afghan soldiers we had with us that a lot of men in this country have the same philosophy as ancient Greeks: 'a woman for babies, a man for pleasure'. Terrifying threat to marines in Afghan mountains |
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CNN - Your source for terror (parody) |
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6:04 pm EDT, May 24, 2002 |
New terrorist attack really, really, really certain in like 5 more minutes. Cheney, lawmakers, and news reporters across the country have advised U.S. citizens both at home and abroad to "Run, run for your lives. Pretend that horrifying space aliens are coming to devour us, because the real damger is much, much scarier. Just run." CNN - Your source for terror (parody) |
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7:46 am EST, Nov 24, 2001 |
Action games are very popular in Asia. I guess it was only a matter of time before "Anal Action" games came along. This is scary. Pokey Man Big in Japan |
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