] A couple in China have named their baby son Saddam SARS
] to mark the two important events taking place at the time
] of his birth, a news report said today.
]
] The boy was born on March 20, the day the Iraq war broke
] out and at a time when alarm over the SARS outbreak was
] spreading across China.

"Saddam Sars" has a certain ring to it. This kid is never going to have a problem with people remembering his name..

Chinese couple name their baby son 'Saddam Sars' - smh.com.au

http://www.memestreams.net/users/rattle/blogid2787767
] Ahh.. This will remind the world of the whole "all your
] base" thing, and within a week we will have an "all your
] base" take on the Iraq war.. I know it..

Two and a half weeks..

Iraq, All Your Base Are Belong to Us

What if Fox News reported various famous moments in history. Mildy entertaining, and bi-partisan!

Fark vs. Fox News

] An UFO-related incident that occurred four years ago
] poses a troubling question whether any kind of
] cooperation is possible between Iraqi dictator Saddam
] Hussein and extraterrestrials,” UFOlogist Joseph Trainor
] declared in his review UFO Roundup (issue 51 of December
] 17, 2002). “On December 16, 1998, during Operation Desert
] Fox against Iraq, a video clip aired on CNN showed a UFO
] hovering over Baghdad; it moved away to avoid a stream of
] tracer anti-aircraft fire. At that time we all thought it
] was another UFO sighting, although captured on videotape.
] But now, ufologists think it was much more than a mere
] incident.

Al Queda connection? Phbttt.. No, worse then that. ALIENS!!

] The aliens took ordinary desert scorpions and used their
] bio-engineering to grow the scorpions to giant size.
] Scorpions of a cow-size! They are wonderful watchdogs:
] they blend in with the desert, swiftly and silently move
] on their warm-blooded prey for a decisive attack.
] Luckless intruders hear just some strange sound from
] behind stones, then a pincer crushes their necks,
] another pincer crushes their legs; then the victims is
] slammed to the ground and beaten with a barbed tail six
] or seven times. Death comes almost immediately.

"The enemy we're fighting is different from the one we'd wargamed against."

Pravda.RU | Is Hussein Owner of Crashed UFO?

] Officials of the Wal-Mart Corporation announced Thursday
] the opening of Walton Township, a company designed and
] managed subdivision on the outskirts of Cleveland, Ohio.
] Walton, the first of three Wal-Mart communities scheduled
] to open this year, introduces residents to the company's
] new 'all you can live' consumer goods subscription
] service. "Beyond its quality environment and top-notch
] municipal services, Walton represents our first serious
] foray into flat-fee provision of consumer products,"
] explains Michael Elmoere, Wal-Mart VP of Intra-Regional
] Logistics and First Regent of Walton Township. "It's a
] 21st century horn-of-plenty, all for one no-fuss monthly
] fee."

"All you can live" .. Haha!

futurefeedforward: Wal-Mart Opens First 'All You Can Live' Township

] SAN FRANCISCO -- While protesters against the War in Iraq
] attempted to jam busy downtown streets, police attired in
] fashionable riot gear have implemented a new tactic to
] stem the flow and demoralize the crowds.

This is really funny.

Quiet Riot Police iRock Iraq Protesters With iPods.

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CUYAHOGA FALLS -- A member of Ohio's 5694th National Guard Unit in Mansfield legally changed his name to a Transformers toy.

Optimus Prime is heading out to the Middle East with his guard unit on Wednesday to provide fire protection for airfields under combat.

"On Sunday, we were awarded as the best firefighting unit in the Army National Guard in the entire country," said Prime. "That was a big moment for us."

Prime took his name from the leader of the Autobots Transformers, which were popular toys and a children's cartoon in the 1980s.

He legally changed his name on his 30th birthday and now it's on everything from his driver's licence, to his military ID, to his uniform.

National Guardsman changes his name to a 'Optimus Prime'

Fake Google Iraq^2 web hack.

Google Bomb

] Somewhere in the control room of my mind a fat little
] dwarf in a security outfit was paging through a Penthouse
] while smoking a cigar with his feet up on the table,
] watching the security monitors of my brain with his
] peripheral vision. Suddenly he saw the LARGE SILENT
] SINSITER MENACING FLOATING PRESENCE coming at me, and he
] pulled every panic switch and hit every alarm that my
] body has. A full decade's allotment of adrenaline was
] dumped into my bloodstream all at once. My metabolism
] went from "restful sleep mode" to HOLY SHIT! FIGHT FOR
] YOUR LIFE OR DIE!!!! mode" in a nanosecond. My heart went
] from twenty something beats per minute to about 240 even
] faster.

Funny.

The Horror of Blimps

Not just once or twice for show; I mean really bomb the city of Seattle, hard, like what you're planning for Baghdad, and probably for Pyongyang and Teheran and Damascas and whatever other 50 or 60 major world cities are on your Pentagon planners' current lists. I mean blast us back to the stone age. Make it hurt. Send us a message.

WorkingForChange-Please bomb Seattle