On the day *I* go to work for Microsoft, faint oinking sounds will be
heard from far overhead, the moon will not merely turn blue but
develop polkadots, and hell will freeze over so solid the brimstone
will go superconductive.

ESR got an email from a Microsoft recruiter who was told by a Microsoft research team that he be would be a good candidate for employment. The recruiter neglected to do any background research on Eric before sending out the email. Something tells me that the research team didn't like the recruiter much and wanted to see something funny happen. It did.. As expected, Eric's response was nice, but in a way with teeth.

Read Eric's response and have a good laugh.

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