] In a victory for pranksters at the Massachusetts ] Institute of Technology, a bunch of computer-generated ] gibberish masquerading as an academic paper has been ] accepted at a scientific conference. ] "Rooter" features such mind-bending gems as: "the model ] for our heuristic consists of four independent components: ] simulated annealing, active networks, flexible modalities, ] and the study of reinforcement learning" and "We implemented ] our scatter/gather I/O server in Simula-67, augmented with ] opportunistically pipelined extensions." ] The students were soliciting cash donations so they could ] attend the conference and give what Stribling billed as a ] "completely randomly-generated talk, delivered entirely ] with a straight face." ] ] They exceeded their goal, with $2,311.09 cents from 165 donors. Everyone loves a good prank! CNN.com - MIT students pull prank on conference - Apr 14, 2005 |