] A new anti-assault device for women wards off potential
] assailants with an 80,000-volt electric shock.
]
] Dubbed "exo-electric armor," the No-Contact Jacket looks
] like an ordinary fashionable women's coat. But an inner
] layer of conductive fiber carries a low-amp charge that
] delivers a nasty but non-lethal shock to anyone who
] messes with its wearer.

I want a full legnth trenchcoat version of this.. That when its charged, gives of sparks, crackles, and screws up 802.11 networks and cell phones in my immediate vacinity..

Wired News: Shocking New Jacket Hits Street