] Pentagon officials have openly speculated that one man is
] behind the terror that has immobilized the American
] capital. "We have seen his work in the past. We don't
] need UN inspectors to tell us who is behind today's
] events," proclaimed Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld.
] "Only one man has the technology to grasp Washington in
] his icy clutch: Mr. Ten Below himself, the Snow Miser."
]
] The State Department issued a release which stated: "We
] have incontrovertible evidence that the Snow Miser is an
] Al-Qaeda operative." The report also stated, "It is no
] coincidence that this white powder was targeted on the
] nation's capital."

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