] Touch your sack, not Iraq

] Joining this movement is simple. Just masturbate in your
] own way, focusing your thoughts and energy towards love
] and peace. Encourage others to do the same. Also, please
] fill out the petition below and tell us how you intend to
] masturbate for peace. We will share the most thoughtful
] petitions on this site.

Aka:

] Rub your snake for peace's sake
] War's for squares, play downstairs
] Stop war now, milk your cow
] When you jerk tonight, keep peace in sight.
] Down with war, stroke some more
] War is cruel - flog your mule
] Don't attack - play with Jack
] Get peace fever, rub your beaver!
] My pussy doesn't meow, it roars -- for peace.
] Give your Bush the finger!
] For peace to work, you need to jerk
] War is heinous, thumb your anus
] You Can't Beat Off with Nuclear Arms
] War is Mean, Flick Your Bean
] War is wrong, whack your schlong.
] My 'friendly fire' harms no-one
] Palms Not Bombs
] I'm going blind for Mankind
] War is silly, whack your willy
] Think globally, whack locally
] (Don't smitten, kill a kitten.)

Um.. Sure, why not? This gets wacky points I guess..

Masturbate for Peace: Using Masturbation to End War