I invite you share one of those "what the fuck has [tk] come to" moments with me, courtesy of The Drudge Report...

My spell check seems to think that canceled has only one L... But that's not what made this stand out. The article linked didn't really have anything to do with Christmas. It managed to get me all worked up for a minute there.. I'm liked the idea of Christmas being canceled. Christmas is a royal pain in the ass! I suddenly found myself feeling overwhelming support for the Democratic party. I almost said "wow, Congress is doing something" out loud.. All kinds of crazy shit was going there for about twenty-five seconds...

Then bam.. Nothing. I get coal. So sad...

Bah humbug, Matt Drudge, you son-of-a-bitch...