There are a few nuggets of amusement here.. The Dallas "Conspiracy Museam" is temporarly shutting down.. "Basically," says Tom Bowden, the museum's president, "they're putting a Quizno's here." Hardly the skepticism expected from a man who's made The Conspiracy Museum a tourist landmark since opening in 1993 two blocks from where Kennedy was killed.
This man is not doing his job! There is _obviously_ some conspiracy behind this. If I'm right about the basic tenets of conspiracy theory, and I'm sure I am.. There is a conspiracy behind _everything_. Bowden plans to reopen the museum in a new building closer to Dealey Plaza on April 4, which, not coincidentally, is the 39th anniversary of the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr. He said the new space will double the size of the museum to almost 3,600 square feet and include a bookstore and Internet cafe. The museum also plans to add exhibits on the September 11, 2001, attacks to its slate of theories on the assassinations of Kennedy, King and Abraham Lincoln.
A conspiracy Internet cafe... Perfect! I just got a new location on my list of places to spend an afternoon. And now, the best part.. He's made up the difference by lending his time and research to Kennedy documentaries and other films, like one on the idea of cloning Jesus from the Shroud of Turin.
Cloning Jesus from the Shroud of Turin. I _completely_ support any effort to do this. There is no possible outcome that would not somehow amuse the hell out of me. "People have called us lunatics," Bowden said. "That's all right. I get more turnout because of that."
I'm getting a real pro-conspiracy vibe here. Being a part of the great conspiracy, I approve. Two thumbs up! The Quizno's Conspiracy | 
