"Too busy for Cliff's Notes? Welcome to The PowerPoint Anthology of Literature: Great books distilled to their essence and presented in the most efficient form of communication ever devised."

As a consultant who *hates* Powerpoint... this cracks me up.

The PowerPoint Anthology of Literature

So New Media Puts The Best Web Writers On Paper
We are an ultra-micro-mini publishing house whose goal is to seek out, publish and promote new authors. We print collections previously published online -- yes, we believe in the legitimacy of online expression -- as well as new, unpublished writing, art, and music.

So New Media: Books By Web Writers

Professor at Miskatonic U scams a Nigerian scammer

David Ehi Reverse Scam

The former Mukilteo School District second-grade teacher was convicted last month for having sex with one of her son's 14-year-old friends in spring 2001."

Why in a *million years* would a grown woman want to sleep with a 14 year old boy? I don't get it. He'd have zero clue - it would be the world's most pointless, short sex ever.

The Seattle Times: Local News: Teacher gets maximum sentence in rape of 14-year-old son's friend

Playboy September 1993: 20 Questions with Sarah Jesica Parker

I wonder if she still wears all cotton underwear?

playboy.com / magazine / 20Q

I keep one of these in my bag. They're wonderful.

Moleskine Personal Journals, Notebooks, Sketch Books,

"In recent years, many Internet users have become aware that when domain names expire (after their original registrants forget, fail, or otherwise decline to renew them), the domain names may be reregistered by others. This feature of the management of the domain name system might be thought to be desirable since it allows and facilitates a turnover of names from those uninterested in using them to those who in fact do seek to put them to active use. But recent experience shows that this structure also allows domains to be renewed by firms who do not seem to seek to use the domains to offer original content but rather seem to hope to profit from the prior promotional works of others."

Domains Reregistered for Distribution of Unrelated Content - A Case Study of

"In the eyes of many consumers the pricing issues surrounding supermarket "loyalty" card programs can be summed up in one simple concept: those who don't have a card pay more at the register. The stores portray it in a similar manner, but call it "rewarding loyal customers" with lower prices. But few things in life are truly simple, and supermarket cards are no different."

CASPIAN Consumers Against Supermarket Privacy Invasion And Numbering

A little after 10 a.m. on Sunday, June 30, Harvey Clars will open the bidding on this handful of antique scientific instruments — and vintage Tinker Toys used for molecular models — excavated from storage by UC Berkeley's Physics Department.

UC Berkeley Physics Department Auction

"Find a node, and leave a chalk symbol for others to find the node with a minimum of all that tiresome netstumbler business."

Let's WARCHALK!