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George W Bush or Emperor Palpatine? |
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Topic: Humor |
4:02 pm EST, Feb 12, 2004 |
QUOTES FROM EITHER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES GEORGE W. BUSH OR SENATOR/CHANCELLOR/ EMPEROR PALPATINE FROM THE STAR WARS MOVIES George W Bush or Emperor Palpatine? |
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Topic: Humor |
11:31 pm EST, Dec 9, 2003 |
The Elder Gods are coming and everyone is doomed! You might as well party and do all the shit you were always afraid to do! NOBODY CAN SAVE YOU. WE WILL ALL BE EATEN. Who Will Be Eaten First? |
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Things overheard at the STD clinic |
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Topic: Humor |
4:50 am EST, Nov 1, 2002 |
The quotes below [inside] are complaints reported by clients of Room 111, a public health clinic in St. Paul that treats people for sexually transmitted diseases. Nurses at the clinic began creating the list two decades ago; it now includes several hundred comments. Things overheard at the STD clinic |
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The Gettysburg Powerpoint Presentation |
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Topic: Humor |
2:59 am EDT, Oct 21, 2002 |
"Good morning. Just a second while I get this connection to work. Do I press this button here? Function-F7? No, that's not right. Hmmm. Maybe I'll have to reboot. Hold on a minute. Um, my name is Abe Lincoln and I'm your president. While we're waiting, I want to thank Judge David Wills, chairman of the committee supervising the dedication of the Gettysburg cemetery. It's great to be here, Dave, and you and the committee are doing a great job. Gee, sometimes this new technology does have glitches, but we couldn't live without it, could we? Oh - is it ready? OK, here we go: " The Gettysburg Powerpoint Presentation |
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The PowerPoint Anthology of Literature |
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Topic: Humor |
2:58 am EDT, Oct 21, 2002 |
"Too busy for Cliff's Notes? Welcome to The PowerPoint Anthology of Literature: Great books distilled to their essence and presented in the most efficient form of communication ever devised." As a consultant who *hates* Powerpoint... this cracks me up. The PowerPoint Anthology of Literature |
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Topic: Humor |
12:27 am EDT, Oct 16, 2002 |
Professor at Miskatonic U scams a Nigerian scammer David Ehi Reverse Scam |
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Topic: Humor |
4:27 am EDT, Jun 12, 2002 |
Powerpuff Girls meet anime, and art,and pop culture, and anything else you can think of... See page 10 for the Powerpuf meets Ghost in the Shell pic. Pics |
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Topic: Humor |
12:51 am EDT, May 29, 2002 |
[Thank you, Gamgee] Delay Lama is the first VST-instrument to offer both vocal synthesis and a real-time animated 3D interface. Its advanced monophonic vocal synthesis engine enables your computer to sound just like an Eastern monk, with real-time, high resolution control over the vowel sound. What's more, the plug-in window displays a 3D animation of a singing monk, that reacts directly to your input! AudioNerdz Website |
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Topic: Humor |
11:11 pm EDT, May 23, 2002 |
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